Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 41 posts · Server mastodon.moule.world
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 40 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldTwo chemists walk into a bar:
The first one asks for H2O,
The second one asks for H2O too.
The second one had to go to the hospital! :GeordieOops: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes
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Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 39 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldDon't combine 6.022x10^23 piles of dirt into one — you'll make a mountain out of a mole hill! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #Chemist #ChemistryJokes #DadJokes #CornyJokes #DadJoke #CornyJoke #Joke #Jokes #ChemistryJoke #ScienceJoke #ScienceJokes #Humor #Humour #Funny
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Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 38 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldMy advice for oxygen atoms struggling to make friends: come swim in #TheBasin at #RottnestIsland, where it's full of two hydrogen atoms for every oxygen :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Humor #Humour #ScienceJokes #ChemistryJokes
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Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 37 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldWhen you have all kinds of problems, chemists have all kinds of solutions! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #DadJokes #Jokes #ScienceJokes
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Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
15 followers · 25 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldHeHe! :GeordieHa: #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes #NerdJokes #Jokes #Humour
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Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
15 followers · 24 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldWhat did the chemist say when they lost their gold?
Au revoir! :GeordieHa: #Gold #ChemistryJokes #dadjokes
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Hannah Weinberger · @Trailanderror
2801 followers · 251 posts · Server scicomm.xyzMe: Did you know that cars produce nitric oxide as they burn fuel
You: NO?
Me: Yeah nitric oxide.
Hannah Weinberger · @Trailanderror
2801 followers · 251 posts · Server scicomm.xyzMe: Did you know that cars produce nitric acid as they burn fuel
You: NO?
Me: Yeah nitric acid.
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
16 followers · 10 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldOops, all the noble gasses argon :GeordieOops: #Chemist #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #Jokes
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Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
16 followers · 9 posts · Server mastodon.moule.world
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
16 followers · 8 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldI like nitrates 'cause they're cheaper than day rates :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
15 followers · 6 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldG’day fellas — it appears I haven’t done an #introduction post! :GeordieOops:
I’m :Geordie: Geordie (they/them), a #chemist #quokka on #RottnestIsland who with fellow #quokkas :Armstrong: @Armstrong and :Catherine: @Catherine discovered the world’s happiest element :Quokkium: #Quokkium! It helped us form the :RISA: #RottnestIslandSpaceAgency (RISA) and become #SpaceQuokkas!! 🚀
Follow me for daily #ChemistryJokes — if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate :GeordieHa:
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Chris Armstrong · @Rhodium103
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AgreeableLandscape · @AgreeableLandscape
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Probably my favourite joke from Crash Course Science.
#sciencejokes #science #chemistryjokes #chemistry