Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”.
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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
92 followers · 1017 posts · Server tweesecake.socialA local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted by a poultrygeist. He had to call the eggsocist.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/chicken-jokes/ #ChickenJokes #Chicken #Joke #Humour #DadJokes
#chickenjokes #chicken #joke #humour #dadjokes
Karen E. Lund 💙💛 · @Karen5Lund
472 followers · 2693 posts · Server mastodon.social@Vergissmeinnicht Why did a chicken ride a bicycle across the road?
(Or is that joke only known in the US?)
WhirlUpSea · @WhirlUpSea
83 followers · 340 posts · Server mastodon.social
Strega Furicchia gathers ingredients to brew a strengthening broth for her hen familiar (by Anne Rockwell, from “The Wonderful Eggs of Furicchia” (1966), an illustrated retelling of a Florentine folk tale.)
#folklore #witches #witch #strega #Italy #renaissance #chickens #folktale #ChildrensLiterature #ChildrensLit #PictureBook #ChickenJokes
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Nancy.Krulik · @nancykrulik
0 followers · 1 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.orgThe holiday lists are out and Chirpy is chirping about #TheGreatMathemachicken books being included. #BooksMakeGreatGifts #kidlit #chickenjokes #STEM https://local12.com/news/entertainment/holiday-gift-guide-2022-kids-tonies-crafts-stem-books-toys-lyle-crocodile-sonic
#thegreatmathemachicken #booksmakegreatgifts #kidlit #chickenjokes #stem