Well that was a thing. Weirdest #ChildrenOfTheCorn sequel yet. #babylon5

Eff the h8rz, mamajama, #childrenofthecorn 2023 is the fargin’ BEST. #shudder #fullmoonfever

Watched #ChildrenOfTheCorn 2023 yesterday and...well...it wasn't good.

http://chapincityblues.com/2023/07/03/children-of-the-corn-2023/

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Ok. But why isn't she on fire? She is literally soaked in tractor fuel. #ChildrenOfTheCorn

You just saw the gas puddle! How much fuel do you think it has? #ChildrenOfTheCorn

I Am Corn.

Talk about a cheap Groot imitation. #ChildrenOfTheCorn

Does this movie even know what it's about? #ChildrenOfTheCorn

Why do I get the feeling this movie was supposed to be social commentary on Gen Z and Gen Alpha? #ChildrenOfTheCorn

Kurt Wimmer should really not write or make movies. Fuck, aside from the young actors, no one in this production should be given a chance to make another movie.

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This movie is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid! #ChildrenOfTheCorn

"He's not laughing now." #ChildrenOfTheCorn

Yeah. Nah. I'm on the side of the kids with this one. #ChildrenOfTheCorn

I swear, if it's fungus that makes the kids go all murdery, I'm giving this movie a zero star review. #ChildrenOfTheCorn

They really went with the eco b-side story? #ChildrenOfTheCorn

#NowWatching #ChildrenOfTheCorn (2023) on #Shudder (on #AMCPlus).

Final thoughts on Children of the Corn (2020):

It was a competently made movie. You can tell Kurt Wimmer is no novice at this. Of all the Corn movies, I'd say this ranked 3rd on the list, behind only the original and the absolutely bananas Children of the Corn III.

But the biggest word that comes to mind after having seen it is: Unnecessary. There was no reason to make this film. It added nothing new. And ultimately, it's forgettable.

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A good Children of the Corn movie ALWAYS leaves itself open to a sequel!

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https://youtu.be/3kTGiHga1OI

Seriously, tell me this isn't an Ent from Middle Earth.

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https://youtu.be/MASLBOXCkGM

This film at least had the vision to (somewhat) show "He Who Walks Behind the Rows".

You don't see much, but you get the impression that it's pretty much an Ent from Lord of the Rings.

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https://youtu.be/ECMMogJvWB0

The little corn children ringleader grabbed the preacher by his balls.

His eyeballs, that is.

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