Rituraj · @rituraj
6 followers · 2532 posts · Server mastodon.online

RT @just1doctorwala@twitter.com

How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.


🐦🔗: twitter.com/just1doctorwala/st

#christmasjokes #justforlaughs #laughteristhebestmedicine #merrychristmas

Last updated 3 years ago

Wmson · @Sfwmson
66 followers · 486 posts · Server universeodon.com
Greg Dobbins · @gregdobbins
42 followers · 95 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

- Everyone tell me what you want for dessert, and I'll make a list

- Yule Log

- Yes, I'll make a list, I just said

#christmas #christmasjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Greg Dobbins · @gregdobbins
45 followers · 107 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

- Everyone tell me what you want for dessert, and I'll make a list

- Yule Log

- Yes, I'll make a list, I just said

#christmas #christmasjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Ambigram Art · @Ambigramart
162 followers · 658 posts · Server toot.community

What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

#dadjokes #crackerjokes #christmascracker #jokes #christmasjokes #winterjokes #ambigramart #santa #penguins

Last updated 3 years ago

Lou · @annaweezer
107 followers · 288 posts · Server mastodon.world

I saw this earlier and it made me chuckle! 
🎄Why is the stable in Bethlehem like the Conservative Party?
🎄It would take a miracle to find three wise men there
Would be funny if it wasn’t true!

#dadjokes #mumjokes #christmasjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Singing Punster Cyclist 📷 · @mrbenji
126 followers · 116 posts · Server sfba.social