people canceling headphones
#christmaslist #Tech #technology #Humor #writer #introvert
#Christmaslist item:
an app that identifies small-town local widower/shop-owners looking for someone from the big city to re-open their hearts to the miracle of true love and website design.
#christmaslist #writer #christmas #relationships #romance
#Christmaslist item:
A universal mute button
#christmaslist #christmas #presents #writer #christmaseve
Soon be another night of bloominโ NORAD tracking me badly. I mean how do they confuse Barbados with Bognor Regis!
#ChristmasEve #ChristmasCountdown #Christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #ChristmasList #NORAD #SantaTracker
#christmaseve #ChristmasCountdown #christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #christmaslist #norad #santatracker
Not long before I show Evri how delivering is done, oh and the Royal Mail, DPD, FedEx, Yodel, Parcel Force, UPSโฆ Mind you, perhaps not, it looks like bloominโ breaking and entering!
#ChristmasEveEve #ChristmasEve #ChristmasCountdown #Christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #ChristmasList
#christmaseveeve #christmaseve #ChristmasCountdown #christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #christmaslist
Itโs going to be a bloominโ late one checking this list, before the big day. So many bloominโ late deliveries, cutting it bloominโ close for bloominโ Christmas Eve tomorrow! Dear oh dear.
#ChristmasEveEve #ChristmasEve #ChristmasCountdown #Christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #ChristmasList
#christmaseveeve #christmaseve #ChristmasCountdown #christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #christmaslist
Itโs going to be a bloominโ late one checking this list, before the big day. So many bloominโ later deliveries, cutting it bloominโ close for bloominโ Christmas Eve tomorrow! Dear oh dear.
#ChristmasEveEve #ChristmasEve #ChristmasCountdown #Christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #ChristmasList
#christmaseveeve #christmaseve #ChristmasCountdown #christmas #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus #christmaslist
#Christmaslist item:
An app that identifies when someone in the #fediverse steals your joke and automatically deducts 1000โฌ from their bank account.
#christmaslist #Fediverse #writer #funny #notfunny #universeodon
#Christmaslist item:
A closet that hides clothes you shouldn't have bought in the first place
#christmaslist #writer #nerd #fashion #closet
#Christmaslist item:
A closet that hides clothes you shouldn't have bought in the first place
Watched my 10 year old write this 2 hours ago and then wander the house listlessly scratching his head. The days of toys seem to have ended, replaced by adolescent ennui. ๐
#christmaslist #BuyNothing
Anybody else's child is stuck in the #70s and #80s?! ๐
#jamesbond #christmaslist #christmasgifts
#christmasgifts #christmaslist #jamesbond #80s #70s
Anybody else's child is stuck in the #70s and #80s?! ๐
#jamesbond #christmaslist #christmasgifts
#christmasgifts #christmaslist #jamesbond #80s #70s