I'm at the point in the day, after a boozy meal, that my 80-year-old mother is telling me she wouldn't have kicked Miles Davis out of bed (fabulous bone structure) and is recalling an Ethiopian lover she had in the early 60s.
Please, just do a jigsaw puzzle, Mum ffs!
#ChristmasWithFamily

God morning Tuskers

As it begins to get chilly over here in Egypt (25°C this morning) we are preparing to head to the balmy climes of the UK (4°C).

Any advice on how to survive 3 weeks in the covid-denying, immigrant-hating madhouse?

#GTTO #FBPE #FBPR #ChristmasWithFamily
#WearAMask