Tipuju, že #ChuckNorris má tohle místo vany nebo vířivky. 😉
https://www.flickr.com/photos/96541566@N06/53181090528/
#photography #Yellowstone
#photography #yellowstone #chucknorris
https://youtu.be/U0NE0AM6kls?si=D3weKHTNSEE5dtCU
Chuck Norris and a 9 year old boy show Johnny Carson how to do karate. This boy has a great mental attitude. He's too small to be put into a class with kids his own age. It can be tough being older than your classmates. Instead he's proud of the responsibility it gives him. #TonightShow #johnnycarson #chucknorris
#tonightshow #johnnycarson #chucknorris
“A lot of people give up just before theyre about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.”
― Chuck Norris https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
#bot #quote #FamousQuotes #chucknorris
Wie und was sind eigentlich #chucknorris Witze entstanden?
Manche von denen sind ja sowas von behämmert 😄
"Nur Chuck Norris weiß genau, dass Margarine keine Butter ist"
I watched the movie Sidekicks a lot as a kid, might have been one of my first introductions to martial arts and to Mako. I watched it on repeat on VHS! This is one of my favorite scenes. #mako #uncleiroh #sidekicksmovie #chucknorris https://youtu.be/UZvLB31IraE?t=38
#mako #uncleiroh #sidekicksmovie #chucknorris
Chuck Norris settles $30 million lawsuit against CBS and Sony over 'unpaid #streaming profits' from iconic show Walker, Texas Ranger
#streaming #walkertexasranger #chucknorris
#Elon teaches #ChuckNorris how to #Xtinct blue birds. #Mark pays some attention but doesn’t define them as serious #Threads.
#threads #mark #xtinct #chucknorris #elon #badjokesmadebysomeone
#Elon
kauft #Threads.
#ChuckNorris
legt sich einen #StudiVZAccount an.
#studivzaccount #chucknorris #threads #elon #unfug
@pebo @isAutonomous Ich würde jetzt ja gerne einen #chucknorris Witz machen, aber entweder stimmt das mit den zwei Buchstaben so nicht oder Elon Musk hat Apple irgendwie ausgetrickst (UTF16-X odersowas)?! 🤷🏻♂️
Teorema de Pitágoras: El cuadrado de la hipotenusa de un triángulo rectángulo es siempre igual al grosor de un pelo de la barba de #ChuckNorris.
Sido hat mal gefragt, wer eigentlich Chuck Norris ist. Seitdem trägt er eine Maske.
4 de cada 5 médicos no recomiendan a #ChuckNorris como la solución a los problemas. El 80% de estos médicos fallecen de muertes brutales sin explicación.
Chuck Norris war Kamikaze-Pilot — Zwölf mal!
#ChuckNorris quitó de una patada giratoria las siete vidas a un gato que lo miró medio mal.