RT @BoardGeniuses
⚠️URGENT! ⚠️

If you're an Amazon delivery driver in #Pittsburgh and you smoke marijuana, you're about to be arrested by a concerned citizen. #citizensarrest

how old were you when you realized that "#CitizensArrest" was not about "I saw you litter, I'm #arresting you" and is more about "I saw you pocket that candy bar, I'm holding you in the back room until #police arrive"