I guess I'd rather literally scrub the tile on my bathroom floor than watch the Super Bowl, since that's what I did. 😅

No shade to anyone who enjoyed watching the Super Bowl. I'll watch the commercials and the half time show tomorrow.

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Hello to all those who started following me due to my #CleaningTipsandTricks stories.

So yeah, I was a housecleaner and that gave me a lot of time to come up with little melodies while I worked, because my main goal in life is to make #music.

Like this song I wrote called The Waterfall:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6vIzkLbP8dNm7nYW5PmYDy?si=qmOCTN1NQZCHCRSEMdjTSA

You can stream it while you look at all the #WaterfallWednesday pics. It's a good mood-setter, or ✨ vibe✨ as the kids would say!

does anyone ever time the cleaning tasks they perform just to see how long it actually takes to do it? I'm surprised at how many things can be done in under two minutes. #cleaningtipsandtricks

If you own a #dog and need to clean their urine and poop stains, you need to get the SCENT out. #Dogs learn where to pee based on smell. If they still smell urine, they think they're *supposed* to pee there.

Regular soap won't get the scent out. Be sure to use special urine-scent-removers when cleaning up dog pee. And be sure to soak & dry repeatedly, to get down to the carpet padding.

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Schmutzradierer. Fast immer.

Making myself pick up 10 things before I sit down and doing a “10 Min Clutterbust” where I have to clean for at least 10 min have helped my get over the cleaning mental block #cleaningtipsandtricks

Check out this article for some further scientific information as to how to clean a fridge with baking soda.

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https://www.solutiontales.com/how-to-clean-a-fridge-with-baking-soda/

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https://www.solutiontales.com/how-to-clean-dirt-off-painted-walls-tips-for-spotless-walls/

One lady complained as she was discontinuing my services (due to recession) that "now I'll have to clean this whole house by myself!" Her house was literally a mansion, with 3 stories, 6 bedrooms, 7 baths, 3 dining spaces, 3 living spaces, and a movie theater. For a family of four. It took me 6 hours to clean.

I was living in a converted garage apartment at the time.

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Also, the wealthier clients treated me as Less-Than--as if scrubbing sinks and toilets was the extent of my intelligence and capabilities, and they were doing me a favor by letting me clean their home. Whereas middle-class people tended to treat me with more respect, and were much more grateful for my help.
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Ok everyone is using the #CleaningTipsandTricks in jest, but I used to be a professional housecleaner, so I do have some actual tips and tricks.

For one, if you hire a housecleaner and then still feel the need to "clean" before they arrive, you're probably getting "tidying" confused with "cleaning."
Tidying is about picking up your stuff that's out of place. Cleaning is about getting rid of dirt.
So yes, I loved it when clients tidied up before I arrived, b/c I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SOCKS THESE ARE

Making your bed everyday does NOT in fact, make you more productive. If you have #ADHD like me, it may be holding you back from doing essential tasks and working on bigger goals. It's merely a soothing balm that placates a frenetic mind into thinking it's done something "productive," a task you can point to as proof that you "did something."

It's better to throw back the covers and let the sheets air out, anyway.
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Got some blood on your clothes?
Rub in nazi blood until you have cool commie red clothes

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#cleaningtipsandtricks #HashtagGames If it’s under the carpet then nobody cares if it’s clean or not.

Did I mention I clean in a supermarket in real life? 😂 #donttellmyboss

Use pantyhose to pick up that last layer of dust that keeps coming back. For reals.

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Hydrogen peroxide is great for getting blood stains out of your car’s upholstery.

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There isn't much in the way of dirt that can stand up to a blowtorch and a stiff wire brush.

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And as always... Don't forget to wash your hands.

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#MarxBrothers #Comedy #Nostalgia #VintageMovies #DuckSoup

https://youtu.be/ea6qjbAPfB8

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Make sure the people with active diarrhea stay out of the pool water. Passive diarrhea is probably not a good idea either.

If you’re having issues with getting the blood of your enemies out of various articles of clothing, try more vanquishing. There’s ALWAYS more out there.

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