cαяlα (BSc, MSc) 🙃 · @girls_are_weird
6 followers · 164 posts · Server mastodon.social*sets microwave to 30 s to melt butter for scrambled eggs*
*wonders why microwave isn't making loud butter-melting sizzle sounds*
*realizes the plate with the butter is still sitting on the counter*
#HappenedToday #clearlyihavereachedsenility
Last updated 2 years ago
cαяlα (BSc, BA, MSc) 🙃 · @girls_are_weird
12 followers · 301 posts · Server mastodon.social*sets microwave to 30 s to melt butter for scrambled eggs*
*wonders why microwave isn't making loud butter-melting sizzle sounds*
*realizes the plate with the butter is still sitting on the counter*
#HappenedToday #clearlyihavereachedsenility
Last updated 2 years ago