The family changing rooms (individual rooms with showers and toilets) at the pool at #ClubSwanky are larger than my first apartment.

My darling #boychik reports to me what’s said in the Men’s Locker Room and it turns out there really is “locker room talk.” #MenCanBeTerrible #ClubSwanky

Guy working out next to me talking about how the New Girlfriend has low expectations — the previous girlfriend had high expectations “so I got rid of her.” #HesAKeeper #ClubSwanky

Why don’t the Rocket City Trash Pandas make shirts in technical fabric so I can wear them to workout? (Yes, I have returned to Club Swanky.) https://trashpandas.milbstore.com/collections/best-sellers/products/108-royal-primary-razorback

#RocketCityTrashPandas #ClubSwanky