Katherine Karch · @KarchWrites
553 followers · 26 posts · Server wandering.shop

Managed to cut myself (not badly) with a bread knife this morning when I fumbled the handle picking it up and sent it careening across the kitchen. 🙄

#precoffee #clumsy #butterfingers

Last updated 1 year ago

WordofTheHour · @wordofthehour
2276 followers · 36777 posts · Server botsin.space

: wanting dexterity, nimbleness, or readiness

- French: maladroit

- German: unbeholfen

- Italian: goffo

- Portuguese: atabalhoado / atabalhoada

- Spanish: Torpe

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#clumsy

Last updated 1 year ago

swisslet · @swisslet
121 followers · 717 posts · Server mas.to

Oh FFS. I’m limping already.

#clumsy #multiplesclerosis

Last updated 1 year ago

Cavedale Rhônes · @CavedaleRhones
125 followers · 606 posts · Server sfba.social

@MolnarSteven Not sure, but the these puppies would epically fail at agility right now 🤣

#clumsy

Last updated 1 year ago

Simon · @simondoestweets
270 followers · 1599 posts · Server mastodon.ie

I have an infection and I have a badly bruised rib, I have many pain killers. . I got these on the same day but they are unrelated.

#ouchy #clumsy

Last updated 1 year ago

Wigglepig · @Wigglepig
81 followers · 409 posts · Server mastodon.radio

Blast. I managed to drop my pocket trumpet and put a small, soft dent in the bell bow. Grr.
Still, it’s not a major dent and the purpose of this trumpet was to use it to practice and cart around so I don’t damage my fancy horn but it’s still irritating.

#clumsy

Last updated 1 year ago

Old Master Q 。 老夫子 · @oldmasterq
18 followers · 28 posts · Server mas.to

Wait, this is how knitting works right? 😅

www.oldmasterq.com/comics/2483/

#comics #clumsy

Last updated 2 years ago

WordofTheHour · @wordofthehour
2203 followers · 33818 posts · Server botsin.space

: wanting dexterity, nimbleness, or readiness

- French: maladroit

- German: unbeholfen

- Italian: goffo

- Portuguese: atabalhoado / atabalhoada

- Spanish: Torpe

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Join our new Discord Server for language learners @ wordofthehour.org/discord

#clumsy

Last updated 2 years ago

WACOCA · @wacoca
11 followers · 22011 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
PZM · @PZM
6 followers · 15 posts · Server mastodon.world
dodothedev :arch_linux: · @dodothedev
46 followers · 554 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@hotkey
I was set fire to my jacket whilst working in a busy bank?

#clumsy #derp

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Tisdale · @tismark
168 followers · 1686 posts · Server universeodon.com

Apparently I need a keeper. Got home from grocery store run, looked at my shirt and realized I had spilled part of my breakfast down the front of my shirt. So I was blissfully unaware of that the entire time I was among other humans...

More embarrassing when you live in a small town and someone you know almost certainly saw it or will hear about it.

Probably

#embarrassing #clumsy #needssupervision #runswithscissors

Last updated 2 years ago

Sorry about the post I deleted about 1h ago - my wonderful but husband tripped and broke his little finger and RUINED my plans for orange, green or blue nails 🫣

I’ll try again tomorrow and hope he doesn’t fall out the window or something 🙄🤣

P.S. he’s completely ok, just has a finger brace now. Hospital visit was quick (it’s like 200m from here) and they were nice to him. I’m making him soup now, keeping him comfy and hoping he needs me to hold his peen when he pees.

#malepolish #clumsy

Last updated 2 years ago

Winter Wolves Games · @winterwolves
53 followers · 103 posts · Server mastodon.social

A fun scene in which Nathir tries to eavesdrop, and shows why he's a paladin and not a thief :P

#visualnovel #fantasy #rpg #clumsy

Last updated 2 years ago

Scottish Lass · @scottishlass
873 followers · 1262 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Ugh, burnt my wrist on the oven rack. Too slow at putting it under cold water. Watching an oval shaped blister form in front of my eyes. 🩹 Ouch! Stings.

#clumsy

Last updated 2 years ago

S t a c i e · @StacieBee
374 followers · 3905 posts · Server mastodon.social

I dropped a juice lid and it didn’t just fall to the floor, it ricocheted off the kitchen counter and cupboards like a ball in a pinball machine.

Me: gravity, why you gotta be so extra?!

☄️

#clumsy #gravity #clumsygirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Jen Kuntz (she/her) 🇨🇦 · @jenk
146 followers · 472 posts · Server techhub.social

I fell up the stairs today. Better than falling down the stairs though. Still, 1/10, would not recommend.

The day went downhill from there. Also a 1/10 on that.

Currently drinking a beer in an nearly empty local pub and the day is improving.

#clumsy #cbridge

Last updated 2 years ago

S t a c i e · @StacieBee
277 followers · 2524 posts · Server mastodon.social

In true Stacie fashion, I accidentally stabbed myself while opening a package.

#clumsy #clumsygirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

S t a c i e · @StacieBee
277 followers · 2524 posts · Server mastodon.social

There has been a burrito bowl incident. Why does my carpet have to be the same colour as brown rice? 😣 The clumsy is strong today. I’m going to be finding grains of rice forever now, aren’t I?

#clumsy #clumsygirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

swisslet · @swisslet
102 followers · 464 posts · Server mas.to

Obviously this is on the other leg to my torn calf. No. I’ve no idea how it happened.

#ouch #toe #bruise #injured #clumsy

Last updated 2 years ago