Science has given us so much: electric cars and planes, nuclear power, genetic engineering...
so when is it going to let me replace all my blood with pure liquid caffeine? 🤩 #coffeeforblood #coffeemonster

Now that I've injected enough caffeine into my bloodstream to ostensibly kill a sperm whale, I'm ready to tackle the day #coffeemonster #coffeeforblood #caffeinitack