Is it the kind of Tuesday where I do more work or one where I indulge in a fourth cup of coffee?

My existential crisis of the week...

#Coffee #Coffeelingus #NeverGivingUpOnCoffeelingus #PhilosphicalConundrums #LivingMyMostCaffeinatedLife

@Maiko_1820 I did say "wash your hands first"!

...And suddenly I feel like a 19th century Victorian yelling at all the "loose women" wandering around, protesting for the right to have an orgasm.

*sigh* Story of my life.

#SexyTime #SpicyFingers #SafeMasterbation #Coffeelingus

(Yes, I'm gonna keep using "Coffeelingus" until it becomes a thing in Urban Dictionary!)

On my way to brew a 2nd cup of coffee when a question occurred to me:

Which would you rather give up? Sex or Coffee?

(Polls are limited to four responses? There should always be a default "Other". Blah.)

#Poll #Coffee #Sex #BDSMmmmmmCoffee #Coffeelingus #(FillInTheBlank)__________________________ #OralFixation #BrewedForYourPleasure