Ode to 8 O'Clock Coffee:
Oh coffee sweet coffee,
Why are you more expensive than every other coffee?
You are but the worst of coffees.
The coffee I drink when I don't want water.
#coffeemylove #coffee #coffeemonster #inflation

Science has given us so much: electric cars and planes, nuclear power, genetic engineering...
so when is it going to let me replace all my blood with pure liquid caffeine? 🤩 #coffeeforblood #coffeemonster

Now that I've injected enough caffeine into my bloodstream to ostensibly kill a sperm whale, I'm ready to tackle the day #coffeemonster #coffeeforblood #caffeinitack

🎶 The best part of waking is feeling tired after a cup of coffee 😂 #coffeemonster #needmorecoffee