General Featherbottom: "It will be a cold day in hell before you see me dance the fandango in front of you lot."

Aide: [Taps the General on the shoulder]: "Sir, it is -20 degrees Celsius in hell right now."

General: "Er.. Well, it seems that day has arrived." [Dances the fandango in front of the troops.]

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