Alexander Hay · @alexanderhay
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This #SwampSunday, be sure to follow the #advice of the US #NationalParkService - stop licking #toads (specifically, #ColoradoRiverToads), you weird, druggie bastards!
For as #TheVerve might have sung it, "the toads don't work, they just make you croak..."
(Featuring cameos from #MikeTyson, #HunterBiden and the #Loveland #Frogman, for some reason.)
On a serious note, this may be causing the species' partial #extinction in #NewMexico
#SwampSunday #advice #nationalparkservice #toads #coloradorivertoads #theverve #miketyson #hunterbiden #loveland #frogman #extinction #newmexico #drugs #hallucinogens #5meodmt