Mistodon: "Lt. Barclay, what the HELL are these camels doing in the holodeck?" This holly jolly portrait of #JonathanFrakes as #CommanderRiker could only be the handiwork of Darkman Almighty of the USS Excelsior BBS, who drew this "Merry Trekmas" #ANSIart illustration for the wintery new MIST1222 artpack collection.

This man. Look, I love the #StarTrekTNG cast like a second family, but #CommanderRiker is like that uncle I tolerate. I hate the way he sits in a chair, I hate the way he always thinks he's in control in any room he's in and I hate when he pulls out the stupid trombone like he's the king of fuckin' jazz music.

Okay, that last one is unfair, but he's the reason I played trombone in school and it SUCKED!! .. or I sucked... I can't really remember, but it was bad.

#StarTrek #ChildhoodTrauma