The company XMAS party was a total banger. After SWAT and the Fire Department left and they finally found the CEO’s wife trying to put the CEO’s girlfriend through the industrial shredder, three divisions worth of employees had enough evidence for harassment suits, OSHA had evidence to bury the company in violation fines, and the entire HR department quit in protest.
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The company Christmas party was a near dud, until Ethel, the super stuffy admin assistant in legal took to the stage in an indecently decent red gown and sang a rendition of "Santa Baby" that made HR nervous and filled Ethel's dance card for months.

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