As usual, hats off to my coauthors: Jayadev Acharya, Ziteng Sun, and Himanshu Tiagy. Especially Ziteng for his indefatigable efforts and insights (the extension to the low-privacy regime in Corollary 1, for instance).

Oh, and happy to answer any questions about our work (techniques, results, what the hell is this about) you may have of course! #estimation #computationalconstraints #privacy #minimax #learning