#vss365 #converstory
Yay, the #Rebellion has victory, where are the #fireworks?

We can’t shoot them off, the Wookies get jumpy.

Didn’t we just have a war? They should live.

The Ewoks don’t like them either… and the fighters all have ptsd.

It literally just ended!

It’s the New New Republic, don’t know what to tell ya.

Murdered Man Wonders Why It Was Not With Gun

“Uh oh, this one was with a knife. I thought it was the guns.”
“That’s what they say. It’s a rich guy so it won’t matter either way.”
“Maybe it was a knife gun. YouTubers come up with shit like that all time.”
“The headline being ‘Youtuber Murders Rich Guy With Knife Gun: Republicans are to blame.’”
“Anything to keep the narrative on track.”
#KindaFiction #Story #converstory

~Lost at Sea~

What is that? Did you make a toy out of kelp?

This is #Kelpie. Yes, a horsy made of kelp. He's gonna get us through this.

It's only been an hour. People are on the way. We can see the coast. You've seen too many shipwrecked movies.

Kelpie, let's make a #fire to send #smoke signals.

We TALKED to people on the radio! We just need gas!

Don't you listen to him Kelpie, we both need you in this moment. #microfiction #vss #vss365 #converstory
*Pic from internet*

“Bartender, I need to get this little guy liquored up.”
“We don’t serve leopards or armadillos.”
“I’m an #ocelot. Can’t you help me out, I need this little guy pickled. I don’t wanna catch leprosy?”
“Sorry buddy, gotta go.”
“Something high #proof to take with us then?” #microfiction on #vss #vss365 #converstory

“Bartender, I need to get this little guy liquored up.”
“We don’t serve leopards or armadillos.”
“I’m an #ocelot. Can’t you help me out, I need this little guy pickled. I don’t wanna catch leprosy?”
“Sorry buddy, gotta go.”
“Something high #proof to take with us then?” #microficton #vss #vss365 #converstory

I think I can do a limerick.

Another live, as it happens, monstrosity?

‘They thought she was a #docious #bean’

You spell that right?

‘Cuz of how she acted round her man’

Trim those syllables.

‘But they weren’t too keen’

Oh, bet she’s a bitch.

‘At home she was mean’

Is sodomy involved?

‘Where she strapped on and pegged him in the can’

I knew it. You’re mind is disgusting. #converstory #vss365

“There’s your problem. It’s in the translation.”
“What? Show me!”
“See, right here, in the original, it clearly states ‘virgin blood’. Whoever translated the spell book you’re using wrote it as ‘blood of a virgin’. Very different things. You’re lucky the spell just fizzled instead of having a catastrophic effect.”

#fiction50 #amwriting #converstory #microfiction #tootfic

#Promptodon #WritingPrompt

"Why did they name this planet #Asperity? Look at that gorgeous, golden sunset..."

"I don't recommend it. The atmosphere's so thin that solar radiation would roast you in minutes without your suit."

"That shimmering sea..."

"Liquid mercury. Toxic as hell."

"The lush jungle..."

"Invasive plants from the failed terraforming. The field team claims a few have turned carnivorous."

"It's still way more habitable than Earth."

#ClimateChange #SciFi #ConverStory

You forgot our exchange yesterday.

I was #visited by a strange man & thrown off course.

What did he want?

He wanted to sniff my #coat.

Sounds far fetched.

When I opened the door, he said “I am they/them & I would like to sniff your coat.”

Almost sounds like a Twitter bio. Stating the pronouns is funny.

But the coat sniffing thing? So strange!

I’ve heard of him actually. The notorious door to door coat sniffing bandit. Did you let them?

…

Ha ha, you did!
#converstory #vss365

“Your stuffing recipe calls for lupine seeds. I assume you mean the edible ones.”

“What do you think of me that you feel the need to clarify?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“I mean, you’re not wrong. It really depends on whether I am feeding friends or family.”

#vss365 #vss #amwriting #converstory #fiction50