So, I made jacket potatoes in my breadmaker beore going off to North Wales the week before last. Don't ask me how long before. I have no idea! What I do know is I went to make bread today only to be greeted by rather furry, liquidy potatoes in my breadmaker! :blobcat0_0: #CookingFail #MemoryFail

J'ai voulu faire des briochettes pour le goûter de mes enfants, je me suis retrouvée avec des galets de plage.
#cookingfail

I burnt a saucepan to a crisp, there is no going back... (was trying to boil potatoes and I forgot about it, the exhaust fan was very efficient in removing the burning smell!) Now I need to buy a new one ... this is stressful #CookingFail

I tried to make (vegan) malabi tonight but the pudding didn't set.

(Used a new cookbook - clearly the ratios were out.)

So I used the last of the vanilla ice cream... Stirred in some rose water... Topped it with quince jelly and crushed hazelnuts.

Quite tasty, even if I say so myself 🐧

#CookingFail
#MakeDo

#ChagShavuotSameach

I tried to make mayonnaise today (for the first time in 10+ years) and somehow messed it up… oops! Not sure where I went wrong.

However… I made a #DutchBaby for #breakfast and it turned out really well! We topped it with bananas and powdered sugar. Kids and grown ups liked it - it was everyone’s first time trying it. My teen wants to have it every weekend now! 😂

#cooking #SundayBreakfast #CookingFail #ToddlerBreakfast #parenting #TeenBreakfast

A dish that maybe @loren would love?

I call it “Earthworm in the garden.” (Southern live oak noodle) Quercus virginiana

In an effort to keep a composite noodle from breaking, I wound up with noodles that look like earthworms. Oops. 🥹🤣

In my defense, it ended up tasting pretty good.

#NativePlants #foraging #gardening #CookingFail #cooking #acorns #redbud #GrowYourOwn #vegan #organic #florespondence

Life insurance isn't just for natural disasters and burglaries. It can also cover when you accidentally set your kitchen on fire trying to cook a fancy meal. #lifeinsurance #naturaldisasters #burglaries #accident #fire #cookingfail
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Saw somewhere that recommended cooking up your sourdough starter discard. So I tried it. Although this looks yummy with it’s molasses and butter topping, it is woefully undercooked. I took one bite and tossed it. #sourdough #breadMaking #cookingFail

Too much curry in the soup, no coconut milk to make it milder. No apples to add to the muffins. We struggle onward anyhow.

#CookingFail #food

Life insurance isn't just for when you're old and boring. It's also for when you accidentally set your kitchen on fire trying to cook a fancy meal. #lifeinsurance #protection #accident #fire #cookingfail #funny #humor
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Made banana bread to use up some overripe bananas. Forgot the bananas. At Thanksgiving I made Red Quinoa Loaf - forgot the red quinoa. Tune in next week when I make French toast and forget the toast. 😅🤪 #brainfog #cookingfail

Maw dang…. #cookingfail #christmascooking #food

My try to roll cabbage in thin slices of Christmas ham (discount find) and deep fry it failed spectacularly. Spec-tac-u-larly. I ended up mixing the batter, the panko, the cabbage, and the ham together and fried ~croquettes instead. They're kind of a weird Christmas lembas - eat one and it'll keep you going through the entire Christmas.

#cooking #ChristmasFood #CookingFail #CookingSave

Not a great start to the day: dropped a whole bowl of freshly-made, hot off the stove, crème anglaise onto the floor and my foot. 😕 Not what interior designers mean when they say “crème-coloured walls” 🙁 #cooking #CookingFail

@AndGraceToo Okay, you made a bread turtle ... but how does it taste?

Croutons!

#Cooking #CookingFail #CookingSave

I may have used too much smoked paprika in tonight's soup.The house smells amazing however.

#food #CookingFail #soup

Note to self & anyone else cooking chicken sausages with feta & herbs. Don’t use the frypan - cook them in the oven……they stick so bad when cooking & baked on feta is not fun to remove 🤦‍♀️.
Tasted ok though #cookingfail

Note to self & anyone else cooking chicken sausages with feta & herbs. Don’t use the frypan - cook them in the oven……they stick so bad when cooking & baked on feta is not fun to remove 🤦‍♀️.
Tasted ok though #cookingfail

I spent ages making a chicken and leek pie this evening and then burnt it right at the end. I haven't had to throw a meal away like that in years - absolutely gutted.

#Cooking #CookingFail #BeansItIs

Sometimes the day gets away from you to the point that there is NO dinner. The solution is pancakes! #BreakfastForDinner, #CookingFail