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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧 · @kaasbaas
243 followers · 8606 posts · Server social.oevents.co.za

BB: It puts the beans in the bucket, or else it gets the cool hose!

Me: cool beans

#coolbeans

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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧 · @kaasbaas
243 followers · 8597 posts · Server social.oevents.co.za

With a heavy heart, hy stares at the ever declining numbers.
So many have been lost already..

But the Worm in his brain is insistent.

The Work must continue.

"Cool Beans" he mutters brokenly, while hitting the "Toot" button on yet another post.

The Faithfull will understand.
The rest...the rest will unfollow and block.

A tear slides down his cheek.

#coolbeans

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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧 · @kaasbaas
243 followers · 8596 posts · Server social.oevents.co.za

Spent, he rolled off of her.
In an exhausted but very happy voice, he exclaimed, "Cooool BEANS!"

The divorce was even more swift than the whirlwind romance that preceeded the hasty mariage.

She swore to be more discerning in future.

Clearly, she was a cold legumes kinda gal.

#coolbeans

Last updated 1 year ago
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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧 · @kaasbaas
243 followers · 8594 posts · Server social.oevents.co.za

The Villain stared at the Hero dispassionately for a second.

"Cool. Beans." she said, and pushed the button.

#coolbeans

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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧 · @kaasbaas
243 followers · 8592 posts · Server social.oevents.co.za

Some guy: " What if ...cool beans...but..Koo..."

#coolbeans

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DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧 · @kaasbaas
243 followers · 8573 posts · Server social.oevents.co.za

After more sleep deprivation, I have decided shall be revival day.

Cooooool beans.

#today #coolbeans

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Mark Dunk · @unklar
469 followers · 2868 posts · Server mastodon.education

#babylonbee #satire #coolbeans

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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
12 followers · 1524 posts · Server mastodon.world
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Today my kids watch Yves Saint Laurent on HBO,so is a inspiration,I totally get it, they're now happy!

#coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme #gotakealap #yeppers #etcetera #deadbeatdad

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
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I really like spending time with my girlzzz,they inspired me,I don't know what will happen when they're grow up,dating,playing with boyzzz,first kiss,drama,first cry...why couldn't we just have... friends,instead of marriage?it's all just one big, confusing mess

#somuchdairyinit #greatstrides #breadandbutter #textbody #youspikeit #getsniffingkids #philosophynugget #astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme #gotakealap

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
12 followers · 1347 posts · Server mastodon.world
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Together with kids we have a nice day,happy with what we have,I'm just a little bit jittery,I had five Cokes on my way home,I've tried to kick the habit but I just can't seem to do it,I'm a Coke fiend,so I have thinking... plants day! Yeah!!!

#astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme #gotakealap #yeppers #etcetera

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
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I don't need to barking like making riots,protesting,starving in front of gov,chain on doors,shiting on plastic bags,I think the lesson of & is that maybe"we"should be so concerned with other people think,act,do,say...I should trust my instincts &be myself,almost everything on my office,at home,are recycle stuff

#gretathunberg #climatechange #globalwarming #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme #gotakealap #yeppers #etcetera

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
11 followers · 1275 posts · Server mastodon.world
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I find the church like a notebook,like a pencil,art supplies,rulers,dictionaries,weekly planners,calculators...but all this stuff I can find on my iphone...but is fun

#happyeaster #breadandbutter #textbody #youspikeit #getsniffingkids #philosophynugget #astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme #gotakealap #yeppers #etcetera

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
11 followers · 1243 posts · Server mastodon.world
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Didn't go so well for the former prime minister of... Finland,after she's ran into someone having an adult moment party on social media platform & didn't have an excuse ready;it was really tough for her,but this is politics:never show something stupid &never cry on public;from today will be a GIF

#youspikeit #getsniffingkids #philosophynugget #astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked

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Simon Prior · @simonprior
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Watching Hot Rod (2007) for the first time. Honestly not sure how I missed it before now, it's a hoot. A soundtrack heavily featuring Europe, goofy jokes and C-c-c-cool beans.

#movie #film #coolbeans

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
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I love this movie,is like raisins,it's natures candy,they're basically grapes,so remember to pace yourself;it's soooo delicious;and in the end of movie,is soooo glittering;is like put glitter in the butter 💕😘

#textbody #youspikeit #getsniffingkids #philosophynugget #astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
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Oh I miss soooo much one direction,I was such in love,but they take a wrong direction,was necessary, maybe yes, maybe not, they're just faking;&what's wrong with Harry Styles?is it?is not?is it!!I love Harry like a sister...and him is a liar and a fraud like my...sister!it's an adult thing

#astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
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Danmark in the future want to produce less food,saving food,hey,if it would cheer you up,you could help me plan the pizzzza party....well,is not just buying a pizzzza,that's a pizzzza dinner,the word party change things...there are certain expectations...we become a Italian nation... pizzzza

#textbody #youspikeit #getsniffingkids #philosophynugget #astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked

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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
11 followers · 1110 posts · Server mastodon.world
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#coolbeans #bumsoutdance #pranked #doohickiesoff #teenageoutburst #bonedme #gotakealap #yeppers #etcetera

Last updated 2 years ago
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Bjørk Jan Lund · @countercultureo
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10 years I have say energy fart in invoices!10 years need to danish people,actually to wake up &listen I TOLD YOU SO!when a company,institution begin with "here in " is translate: WHEN HUMANS EAT FOOD,ITS PROCESSED IN THE INTESTINES,PRODUCING GAS! They really took it from the top! I stay on my truth! Danish people are not good in math!they think I'm ruthless,bad but I show them every single failed in they sistem!!with documents!

#danish #danmark #astoicname #teenytinysneezes #kudos #coolbeans

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Snooze Button Connoisseur · @bayport
200 followers · 702 posts · Server theatl.social
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#coolbeans #microroasted #caferacer #motorcycle #motorcycles #mariettasquare #marietta #ga #cobbcounty

Last updated 2 years ago
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