my mom bought better hooks #coolmom

Tried to get the kids pumped for learning geometry soon, by telling them about the time I needed to use the Pythagorean Theorem to figure out what size party favor bags to order for one of their bday parties, years back. #maths #stem #teenagers #coolmom #ParentingFTW

Ok so I asked my 18yo(f) and 16yo(m) if they knew what #mastadon is and here are their responses:

16yo: uuuhhh... I listen to them.
18yo: a mastadon is a big fish.

🤷🏻‍♀️ #coolmom

Just in case anyone is collecting #mastadonmetrics