Been looking over the list of ideas I have for these shirts/art/coffee mugs/branding opportunities. In reviewing all of these ideas I have, there is a constant theme here. Apparently, I find children frightening little monsters who are nothing more than tiny sociopaths out to destroy & devour. They are inherently prone to unspeakable amounts of evil and ever on the edge of rampant destruction.

As I reflect on all of that, I can only think of one response:

Prove me wrong.

Teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry

#coolswag #scarefest2023 #onesentencehorrorstory #horror #scary #evil #terror #nightmare #pullout #theyeatyoursoulandyourwallet #sweetassmerch #vampire #itwashungry #believewhatyousee #sveltegear #crassmarketing

#shitidotomakeabuck

Hey Mastodonians!

It’s getting cold and rainy here, so this is going to come in handy . . .

Recently arrived — the new EFF 30th Anniversary Lighthouse Hoodie.

I’ve been a (very) low-level monthly donor to EFF for years. I really respect their mission.

The folks there do their best to make a positive difference in digital privacy, free speech, and online safety for the general public.

https://supporters.eff.org/shop/eff30-lighthouse-hooded-sweatshirt

#EFF
#ElectronicFrontierFoundation
#CyberFashion
#CoolSwag
#StaySafeOnline

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