Herr Tuslowsky · @Herr_Tuslowsky
1187 followers · 2351 posts · Server norden.social

Die nennen tatsächlich . Die sind so eklig süß, die sollten eher Zuckerriegel heißen.

#corny #muesliriegel

Last updated 1 year ago

DemonMittenHands · @demonmittenhands
7 followers · 28 posts · Server mstdn.social

Aughost 9 - Maize
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#corny #maze #maize #aughost2023 #aughost

Last updated 1 year ago

Mayahuel · @ayopalhuitzilintochtli
16 followers · 42 posts · Server beekeeping.ninja

My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa:

#jokes #joke #humour #humor #funny #chemistry #corny #cornyjokes #dadjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

I (actually) had a dream last night that I was walking on a beautiful beach, at sunrise, with President Trump... 🌅

I gave him heart-felt advice on how to be during the witch-hunt arraignment...

I suggested he remain reflective and quiet in the face of tyranny...

and remember who he is... keep his power alive, within, like a flame... and to know that so many people love and support him.

This sounds so damn corny coming out now... but it's actually what I dreamed.

It seemed real.

#corny

Last updated 1 year ago

Zee · @zyz
61 followers · 1893 posts · Server mas.to
Mark Lewis · @mark
4 followers · 5 posts · Server aurigator.net

Back home from the aborted trip. That’s a long story. Just opened a for a cheeky &T to drown one’s sorrows. Tonic must be a long lost gift set coz there’s a . An and a walk into a bar. The lemon says “You’re round!”

#london #fevertree #tonic #g #christmas #joke #orange #lemon #corny #crackerjoke #dadjoke #dadjokes #humour #funny #jokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Joshua Crawford · @JoshuaCrawford
6 followers · 116 posts · Server mas.to

I have a , but it’s kind of .

#corny #joke #vegetable

Last updated 2 years ago

Christopher Gilland · @jaztr
9 followers · 80 posts · Server mastodon.social

What do you get when you install? Tweesecake on an Apple device? You get a nice blend of. Mac and Tweese. Lololololol!

#corny #jokes

Last updated 2 years ago

Alcea · @alcea
10 followers · 426 posts · Server pb.todon.de


I wonder if I should add ..

Then I can

Or tell ppl they are

#nonsensealcea #custom #sweets #emoji #snicker #corny

Last updated 2 years ago

Tireironmonkey · @Tireironmonkey
38 followers · 593 posts · Server mastodon.world

I think this is my only other surviving coaster from The Canned Banana Book, super rare promotional from Chiquita brand in the sixties. It has not fared very well, so a bit hard to read, and is written
Q: What did Chiquita do before she got into bananas?
A: Kumquats
Text next to drawing says: Chiquita Kumquat Ole!
I have provided text description for visually impaired, please tell me if you can detect it, and if it is adequate, or overboard

#cornyjoke #dadjokes #corny #vintage

Last updated 2 years ago

christina d-h · @inquiline
1944 followers · 932 posts · Server union.place

🌽 🐘 After being on here kind of a lot over the past month or two (in part, self-consciously posting a lot to do my part to make it seem like there was Stuff Happening Here!), I'm actually amazed at the new folks I've bumped into who were also on the other site but whom I didn't know. Very happy to shake up the feed, my god.

Sorry for being . 🌽

#corny

Last updated 2 years ago

Kevin Buist · @kevinbuist
137 followers · 515 posts · Server mastodon.social

I should do a proper Mastodon with and all.

I'm Kevin, I'm an independent who writes about and , which sometimes involves 's. I'm also a of and . In my day job I do , strategy, and .

I also bake .

Here's a to my website:
kevinbuist.com/

#introduction #hashtags #critic #art #technology #nft #curator #publicart #digitalArt #marketing #design #documentary #filmmaking #bread #hash #tags #seem #corny #but #whatever #link

Last updated 2 years ago

Your yearly reminder to let all those "For Lease: Navidad," toots just slide by your - its , I know, but maybe its all they have.

💜

#timeline #corny #happyholdays

Last updated 2 years ago

soulz · @bruhSoulz
1 followers · 18 posts · Server toot.community

too many political ppl on here

#lame #corny

Last updated 2 years ago

Mel · @HeyitsMel
1 followers · 1 posts · Server mindly.social


Hello! I'm new here, nice to meet everyone! 🌻

I'm Mel and I'm just a hopeful dreamer based in Pennsylvania. I enjoy news and stories, jokes, and pictures and videos. news and views, movies, , .

I'm looking forward to meeting new people in this community. Any recommendations for wholesome content? Thanks!

#introduction #uplifting #corny #dog #Cat #liberal #horror #comedy #wholesomecontent

Last updated 2 years ago

Puppy Pi · @codepuppy
184 followers · 6704 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz

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^W^

I miss them.

#good #corny

Last updated 6 years ago

@Om* · @atomjack
1269 followers · 13247 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

#corn #unicycle #corny #costume

Last updated 8 years ago