Die nennen #Corny tatsächlich #Muesliriegel. Die sind so eklig süß, die sollten eher Zuckerriegel heißen.
Aughost 9 - Maize
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#AuGhost #AuGhost2023 #maize #maze #corny
#corny #maze #maize #aughost2023 #aughost
My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #Humour #Humor #Funny #Chemistry #Corny #CornyJokes #DadJokes
#jokes #joke #humour #humor #funny #chemistry #corny #cornyjokes #dadjokes
I (actually) had a dream last night that I was walking on a beautiful beach, at sunrise, with President Trump... 🌅
I gave him heart-felt advice on how to be during the witch-hunt arraignment...
I suggested he remain reflective and quiet in the face of tyranny...
and remember who he is... keep his power alive, within, like a flame... and to know that so many people love and support him.
This sounds so damn corny coming out now... but it's actually what I dreamed.
It seemed real.
Back home from the aborted #London trip. That’s a long story. Just opened a #FeverTree #tonic for a cheeky #G&T to drown one’s sorrows. Tonic must be a long lost #Christmas gift set coz there’s a #joke. An #orange and a #lemon walk into a bar. The lemon says “You’re round!” #Corny #CrackerJoke #DadJoke #DadJokes #Humour #Funny #Jokes
#london #fevertree #tonic #g #christmas #joke #orange #lemon #corny #crackerjoke #dadjoke #dadjokes #humour #funny #jokes
I think this is my only other surviving coaster from The Canned Banana Book, super rare promotional from Chiquita brand in the sixties. It has not fared very well, so a bit hard to read, and #CornyJoke is written
Q: What did Chiquita do before she got into bananas?
A: Kumquats
Text next to drawing says: Chiquita Kumquat Ole!
I have provided text description for visually impaired, please tell me if you can detect it, and if it is adequate, or overboard
#dadjokes #corny #vintage
#cornyjoke #dadjokes #corny #vintage
🌽 🐘 After being on here kind of a lot over the past month or two (in part, self-consciously posting a lot to do my part to make it seem like there was Stuff Happening Here!), I'm actually amazed at the new folks I've bumped into who were also on the other site but whom I didn't know. Very happy to shake up the feed, my god.
Sorry for being #corny. 🌽
I should do a proper Mastodon #introduction with #hashtags and all.
I'm Kevin, I'm an independent #critic who writes about #art and #technology, which sometimes involves #NFT's. I'm also a #curator of #PublicArt and #DigitalArt. In my day job I do #marketing, #design strategy, and #documentary #filmmaking.
I also bake #bread.
#hash #tags #seem #corny #but #whatever
Here's a #link to my website:
https://kevinbuist.com/
#introduction #hashtags #critic #art #technology #nft #curator #publicart #digitalArt #marketing #design #documentary #filmmaking #bread #hash #tags #seem #corny #but #whatever #link
Your yearly reminder to let all those "For Lease: Navidad," toots just slide by your #timeline - its #corny, I know, but maybe its all they have.
💜
#timeline #corny #happyholdays
#Introduction
Hello! I'm new here, nice to meet everyone! 🌻
I'm Mel and I'm just a hopeful dreamer based in Pennsylvania. I enjoy #uplifting news and stories, #corny jokes, #dog and #cat pictures and videos. #liberal news and views, #Horror movies, #comedy, #wholesomecontent .
I'm looking forward to meeting new people in this community. Any recommendations for wholesome content? Thanks!
#introduction #uplifting #corny #dog #Cat #liberal #horror #comedy #wholesomecontent