My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium β€” they're CoRnY :GeordieHa:

#jokes #joke #humour #humor #funny #chemistry #corny #cornyjokes #dadjokes

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MOULE :Neurodivergent: · @MOULE
384 followers · 799 posts · Server mastodon.moule.world
MOULE :MOULE_Logo: · @MOULE
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Steve :trekbadgetng: · @S
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ†

#cornyjokes #punnyhumor

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Tireironmonkey · @Tireironmonkey
38 followers · 593 posts · Server mastodon.world

As promised, one of the coasters from The Canned Banana Book a very promotional from Chiquita in the 60s. Sadly, almost nothing about it is on the internet, and I wish I had kept the canister and rest of the unused coasters in it, but I was moving and couldn't keep everything. They are just old dated jokes that have been either worn out beyond reason, or relics of their time,:

Strap in and prepare to be underwhelmed :

#rareantique #dadjokes #dadjoke #dadjokebadjoke #cornyjokes

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Let's talk about anything but politics and musk.

I'm into corny jokes.

Q: How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?

A: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.

#laugh #cornyjokes #lightenup

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Let's talk about anything but politics and musk.

I'm into corny jokes.

Q: How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?

A: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.

#laugh #cornyjokes #lightenup

Last updated 2 years ago

juma · @juma
10 followers · 196 posts · Server mas.to

good morning to all who celebrate mornings (maybe not night πŸ¦‰ owls?) who who who would that be? owl see myself out β˜€οΈ ?

#cornyjokes #whyaretheycalleddadjokes #owls #goodmorning #dadjokes

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juma · @juma
19 followers · 490 posts · Server mas.to

good morning to all who celebrate mornings (maybe not night πŸ¦‰ owls?) who who who would that be? owl see myself out β˜€οΈ ?

#cornyjokes #whyaretheycalleddadjokes #owls #goodmorning #dadjokes

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