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Krystof Zilvar · @kzilvar
483 followers · 105 posts · Server cztwitter.cz

Legenda praví, že jsem požádal datový tým ticketem o report a opravdu jsem ho do týdne dostal...

#corporatelife #stalose #asitotumamrad

Last updated 1 year ago
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MrBungle · @MrBungle
44 followers · 205 posts · Server techhub.social

The more i work in environments, the more i want to change my title from "Mechanical engineering technologist" to "Anarchist".

#corporate #corporatelife #engineering #anarchy #Technology

Last updated 1 year ago
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Krystof Zilvar · @kzilvar
479 followers · 99 posts · Server cztwitter.cz
Open media

Dneska sedím ve sdíleném kanclu s datovým týmem a máme tu na plný pecky metalové vykopávky

#megusta #corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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Krystof Zilvar · @kzilvar
419 followers · 69 posts · Server cztwitter.cz
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Tento týden si připadám, že jsem ve středu naskočil na zplašenou krávu, včera ji začal řídit a dneska pomalu začala zpomalovat...

#corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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Strawberry Jelly · @AarKuNine
57 followers · 188 posts · Server toot.io

My secret work rebellion is sometimes signing my emails with Thanks.

Except I don't add a line break after Thanks so it just ends up being 'Thanks, AarKuNine' like I'm thanking myself.

#secretworkrebellion #corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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silkytouch · @shilkytouch
35 followers · 117 posts · Server famichiki.jp

Running through these KPI like a freight train. A Norfolk Southern one to be specific.

#corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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silkytouch · @shilkytouch
34 followers · 111 posts · Server famichiki.jp

Is there even a single enterprise HR employee performance review site on the internet that has an ounce of credibility?

#corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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silkytouch · @shilkytouch
34 followers · 110 posts · Server famichiki.jp

Reached that part of my career where I am machine translating my personal objectives into English to understand them quicker

#corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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Yado · @yado
0 followers · 24 posts · Server bitbook.nimblebit.com

Office jargon mastered, I have. Thinking outside the box, we must, yet trapped in cubicles, we remain. Irony, strong in this realm.

#corporatelife #officepolitics #cubiclewisdom #bitbook

Last updated 1 year ago
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Saurabh Kumar · @fediverseofsk
7 followers · 3 posts · Server mstdn.social
Instagram - Social_Work on Instagram: "Feeling:) after logging out from the hustle and bustle of the office #corporatehumor #humor #jokeoftheday #officeinspiration #logout #endoftheshift #corporatelife Credit: @madonna for 'Ray Of Light'👏"

#corporatelife #endoftheshift #logout #officeinspiration #jokeoftheday #Humor #corporatehumor

Last updated 1 year ago
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Mignon Fogarty · @grammargirl
7560 followers · 2294 posts · Server zirk.us

If you send a professional email introducing two people—one senior and one junior—who do you expect to write the next "thank you for the introduction" email?

Let's say neither requested the introduction; you just think the two people would like to know each other (but you asked permission from the senior person).

#emailetiquette #corporatelife #businesscommunication

Last updated 1 year ago
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Taffer :godot: :atari: 🇨🇦 · @Taffer
92 followers · 2447 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.place

How do you treat an RSI caused by eye-rolling at corporate communication?

#propaganda #notthefunkind #corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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Tina M Casey · @Casey
36 followers · 69 posts · Server newsie.social

#ESG #corporate #corporatelife #businessnews #business #businesses #investment #investors #finance #financial #sustainabledevelopment #policy #employment #electriccars #electricvehicles #evs #automotive

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Tina M Casey · @Casey
67 followers · 81 posts · Server mastodon.green

#esg #corporate #corporatelife #businessnews #business #businesses #investment #investors #finance #financial #sustainabledevelopment #policy #employment #electriccars #electricvehicles #EVs #automotive

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Tina M Casey · @Casey
609 followers · 92 posts · Server masthead.social

#automotive #evs #electricvehicles #electriccars #employment #policy #sustainabledevelopment #financial #finance #investors #investment #businesses #business #businessnews #corporatelife #corporate #ESG

Last updated 1 year ago
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Igor Kulman · @igorkulman
69 followers · 155 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Calendar apps should have a feature to hide meetings you decided to ignore but cannot visible decline.

Ideally with a rule like "if participants.count > X then ignore" because nobody will notice you missing tweaking the X.

#corporatelife

Last updated 1 year ago
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Christopher · @cbyrd01
166 followers · 217 posts · Server infosec.exchange
YouTube - Buzzword Boogie

I'm applying for the position of Forrest Brazeal's hype-person.
youtube.com/watch?v=IgJqGDa4G1

#it #jargon #musicvideo #funny #corporatelife

Last updated 2 years ago
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Totally with Ю :questified: · @yuliyan
162 followers · 1386 posts · Server nahe.social
Open media

Wir alle, Holger, wir alle.

#netzfund #corporatelife

Last updated 2 years ago
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Snerk Rabbledauber · @SnerkRabbledauber
101 followers · 2368 posts · Server mas.to

@Scmbradley

Why do so many companies use Teams? Is this a plan by some foreign enemy to weaken our institutions?

#business #Microsoft #corporatelife

Last updated 2 years ago
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Snerk Rabbledauber · @SnerkRabbledauber
101 followers · 2368 posts · Server mas.to

I no longer have an ID badge.

Supposed to go to the office for a lunch tomorrow.

I fully expect to drive all that way to be arrested for trespassing.

Oh, the joy of working for a corporation.

They would not be able to organize hitting the ground if they fell out of an airplane.

#work #business #corporatelife

Last updated 2 years ago
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