Love the smell of fresh paint after finishing the kitchen and living room...

Dog: let me just set the stove on fire while no one is home.

Whole house reeks. 2 days of airing out, and we still can't be inside for more than a few hours due to the smell and irritants in the air.

This house is cursed, but somehow, we're getting along.

Waiter, I will take the check now.

#couldvebeenworse #wakemeupafterthestorm #baddog #housefire #thisisnotadrill