Man says COVID caused his penis to shrink by an inch and a half.

It's science, not idle talk.

If you don't want to wear a mask, get ready to celebrate National Impotency Month in November!

#ED #MensHealth #CovidDick #Impotency

https://www.insider.com/covid-penis-man-said-disease-shortened-penis-size-vascular-problems-2022-1

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“But…
My…
Freedoms…”
he said,
to the rhythm
of each pump
of his Coloplast Titan.

#COVIDDick #COVID

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“At least it does not have a microchip.”
He reassured himself,
plunging
the needle
in his phallus
to inject Trimix.

#COVIDDick #COVID

"Natural Immunity," he sighed
while standing in line
to refill
his Viagra prescription.
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#COVID #COVIDDick