Mark Lewis · @mark
4 followers · 5 posts · Server aurigator.net

Back home from the aborted trip. That’s a long story. Just opened a for a cheeky &T to drown one’s sorrows. Tonic must be a long lost gift set coz there’s a . An and a walk into a bar. The lemon says “You’re round!”

#london #fevertree #tonic #g #christmas #joke #orange #lemon #corny #crackerjoke #dadjoke #dadjokes #humour #funny #jokes

Last updated 1 year ago


I don't get 🤔

They blast off

#crackerjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

RossA · @RossA
138 followers · 326 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their bum-quack.

#dadjoke #crackerjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Royle Lab News · @roylelab
120 followers · 27 posts · Server mstdn.science

Merry Golgi-mas to all who cell-ebrate.

#cellbiology #crackerjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

The Dad Joke Man · @DadJokeMan
92 followers · 29 posts · Server mstdn.social

Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?

Because there was no Zoom at the inn.

🎄

#crackerjoke

Last updated 2 years ago