@selzero

Why can't that #GhastlyDarrenGrimes just have a #CraftyWank (again)... | #LookNoQuestionMark #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

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@That_One_Guy

This is #craftyWank in the UK. A right wing grifter.
#DarrenGrimes has threatened someone with legal action for disclosing that his nickname at school was 'crafty wank' after he was discovered cracking one off under the desk in year 9.

RT @BrexitPhobe@twitter.com

It appears that unless you’re #NicolaSturgeon, all #women of #Scotland can count on the #CraftyWank-ing support of #DarrenGrimes. Just what you wanted, eh? 🤣

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BrexitPhobe/status/1614615126832709632

RT @satirical_p@twitter.com

How do you spell Spanked again?

#CraftyWank has a challenger! https://twitter.com/JohnCFischer_/status/1609268658114813954

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/satirical_p/status/1612097788367540227

RT @MarieAnnUK
Oh look Darren Grimes has had a haircut. #CraftyWank

News reaches us that #CraftyWank has been banned from TikTok.

So much sadness.

Not.

Lil ol #CraftyWank is agreeing with himself here, what a sad lil fecker

@cerulean_man it seems to be the best option. Doesn’t take too long to gwt used to it. Bit like changing from excel to google sheets - different, but muchly the same. And as an added bonus it appears to be little Dazza #craftywank free!

I can’t help but worry that Darren Grimes could end up on here, considering what CW could stand for #craftywank

All the more time for a #CraftyWank then, eh Grimes?