@kimwulff @VikingChieftain @AndersGottlieb 🤣🤣 she will attend comming on bycicle because of #CrimeaFuelShortage

@Coffeebean @VikingChieftain @AndersGottlieb oohh she doesn't seem to be dead yet. #crimeabeachparty should be her next show if she not running into #CrimeaFuelShortage .

@AndersGottlieb @chowderman

Now, that's an idea, Anders! They haven't tapped into that high quality talent pool. They're all definitely Putin supporters who are relaxed after their vacation, despite the #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis,
#CrimeaPowerShortage, #CrimeaSmokingPolicy and #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever.

"Here's an M1891 Mosin–Nagant with five bullets. Enemy over there. Run, run, run!"

@VikingChieftain @chowderman Yes of course they go, when the boss say so. ;-) Or maybe they are directing all those leaving Crimea due to the #CrimeaFuelShortage and the Criemea Bridge deconstruction toward the North. ;-)

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck With the #CrimeaSmokingPolicy, #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis, #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever and #CrimeaPowerShortage they might actually be better off to find a vacation spot in Siberia. ;-)

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Yes, the #CrimeaSmokingPolicy was put in place, because it caused more deaths than the #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis, #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever and #CrimeaPowerShortage.

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck Yes, I think they do, but in addition to #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis and #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever and #CrimeaPowerShortage they are also sometimes having problem with #CrimeaSmokingPolicy

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck If they take a wrong turn, they might end up in a Russian minefield, and that is worse than the #CrimeaFuelShortage and the #CrimeaWaterCrisis.

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

So, in addition to #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis and #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever, they're also struggling with a #CrimeaPowerShortage?

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck Maybe the sends some electrical ones and some generators, but the generators will be affected by the #CrimeaFuelShortage. If they sends empty waterbottles, they will still be affected to the #CrimeaWaterCrisis.

@VikingChieftain @anderspuck @Coffeebean @kimwulff There can't be many left that aren't dead, in prison or sent on"vacation" to Syria, where there is no #CrimeaFuelShortage 😉

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Good point, Anders. Perhaps the Chinese can fly in some bikes as humanitarian aid to Crimea. Hopefully the bikes will last the entire trip back to Mother Russia.

Now, if these bikes has a gasoline motor, they would be affected by the #CrimeaFuelShortage. Hopefully they have enough water bottles for everyone, so that they don't get affected by the #CrimeaWaterCrisis.

@chowderman @AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Yes, the #CrimeaWaterCrisis was bad enough for the vacationers. Now, they'll have to deal with #CrimeaFuelShortage. We'll see if the #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever will spice up the vacation experience. One thing is for sure... These Russians will remember their last Crimean vacation.

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck Do they have enough bikes. It is not China or Denmark. So we better not mention #CrimeaFuelShortage

@chowderman @VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

You are right, we shouldn't panic, just because somebody mention #CrimeaFuelShortage

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Just in case of a #CrimeaFuelShortage, they might want to ship/fly in enough bikes, so that the vacationers can burn off all those calories while biking through the other occupied territories on their jolly way home to Mother Russia.

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck No, that would be a shame if they start panicking and leaves #Crimea before their last vacation is finished just because somebody wouldn't avoid writing #CrimeaFuelShortage ;-)

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

I promise not to use #CrimeaFuelShortage. We don't want the Russians to panic while they spend their last vacation on temporarily occupied Ukrainian territory.

@Coffeebean @VikingChieftain @kimwulff @anderspuck If you are on twitter then:

Whatever you do please don’t use the hashtag #CrimeaFuelShortage because it’s going to cause a HUGE panic on #Crimea and then everyone will go out and buy even more fuel that they DON’T HAVE because there is a #CrimeaFuelShortage. Don’t PANIC and don’t use #CrimeaFuelShortage