@kimwulff @Coffeebean @AndersGottlieb

Who will remember the #CrimeaWaterCrisis when you got vodka?

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @AndersGottlieb They will love it in Crimea because of #crimeawatercrisis
well end of today fun to be her a new Day begins tomorrow

@AndersGottlieb @chowderman

Now, that's an idea, Anders! They haven't tapped into that high quality talent pool. They're all definitely Putin supporters who are relaxed after their vacation, despite the #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis,
#CrimeaPowerShortage, #CrimeaSmokingPolicy and #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever.

"Here's an M1891 Mosin–Nagant with five bullets. Enemy over there. Run, run, run!"

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck With the #CrimeaSmokingPolicy, #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis, #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever and #CrimeaPowerShortage they might actually be better off to find a vacation spot in Siberia. ;-)

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Yes, the #CrimeaSmokingPolicy was put in place, because it caused more deaths than the #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis, #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever and #CrimeaPowerShortage.

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck Yes, I think they do, but in addition to #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis and #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever and #CrimeaPowerShortage they are also sometimes having problem with #CrimeaSmokingPolicy

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck If they take a wrong turn, they might end up in a Russian minefield, and that is worse than the #CrimeaFuelShortage and the #CrimeaWaterCrisis.

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

So, in addition to #CrimeaFuelShortage, #CrimeaWaterCrisis and #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever, they're also struggling with a #CrimeaPowerShortage?

@VikingChieftain @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck Maybe the sends some electrical ones and some generators, but the generators will be affected by the #CrimeaFuelShortage. If they sends empty waterbottles, they will still be affected to the #CrimeaWaterCrisis.

@AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Good point, Anders. Perhaps the Chinese can fly in some bikes as humanitarian aid to Crimea. Hopefully the bikes will last the entire trip back to Mother Russia.

Now, if these bikes has a gasoline motor, they would be affected by the #CrimeaFuelShortage. Hopefully they have enough water bottles for everyone, so that they don't get affected by the #CrimeaWaterCrisis.

@chowderman @AndersGottlieb @Coffeebean @kimwulff @anderspuck

Yes, the #CrimeaWaterCrisis was bad enough for the vacationers. Now, they'll have to deal with #CrimeaFuelShortage. We'll see if the #CrimeanCongoHaemorrhagicFever will spice up the vacation experience. One thing is for sure... These Russians will remember their last Crimean vacation.