Today at work I described the expression “Cheers!” to someone as “like a verbal thumbs-up emoji”.

#CrossingTheStreams

Get yourself one of the removable bottom pie dishes so you can serve it on a platter and look like one of those French patissiers you keep getting Insta reels of.

Use loads of butter on the pie dish because a) it's a tragedy when the pastry sticks to the tin and b) as in life, you're probably not using as much lube as you should be.

#CrossingTheStreams

It always amuses me when I’m making Star Wars edits to the sound of Star Trek soundtracks. #smallthings #smallminds #crossingthestreams