Happy Tuesday.
I remain annoyed that dumbasses commandeered the root of a word that my goth, mystery-loving self used to use joyously and has now become tainted thanks to those same crypto-bros. I hope Mothman eats all you sad, desperate grifters.

#CryptoIsAScam #FuckCrypto #Cryptids #Cryptid #Bigfoot #Mothman #Chupacabra #Nessie #LochNessMonster #SomeoneBuyMeTheseCoins

#CryptoIsAScam

if you tag or mention me in association with #Crypto or #NFT or any other #Scams you will be reported and blocked

@cyber_assets
#cryptoisascam

Today I received a press release from a #crypto firm, whose CEO notes the 80% fall in value this year, but says not to worry as there's huge potential for "digital currencies" as markets blah blah...

Very funny. All fiat currencies - i.e., 'real money' - are digital these days, just with a physical backstop. #CryptoIsAScam, and an environmentally damaging one at that.

So sad.
Too bad.
😄

The MAGA cryptocurrency $FJB, (officially Freedom Jobs Business, unofficially shorthand for “Fuck Joe Biden”) has fallen 95 percent in value in the past 13 months despite a relentless push by owners Steve Bannon and Boris Epshteyn to keep it afloat, according to an investigation by ABC News.

The devalued digital currency has also reportedly become a hotbed for complaints from investors claiming mismanagement and broken promises by Bannon and Epshteyn.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/steve-bannon-maga-crypto-coin-collapse-boris-epshteyn-investors-1234685593/

#FuckCapitalism #CryptoIsAScam #SucksBeingYou #FashWatch

Personal data in the blockchain this won’t end well. Crypto is very hackable. #cryptoisascam California DMV puts car titles on Tezos blockchain, consumer applications on the way https://fortune.com/crypto/2023/01/26/california-announces-dmv-run-blockchain-through-partnership-with-tezos/

A crypto forecast? Seriously?
#Crypto #CryptoIsAScam

I'm a fairly empathetic guy, but if you take financial advice from Tom Brady that's on you my man.

"After the FTX bankruptcy, Livieratos took down a photo of Brady that had hung on his wall for years.
“I can’t look at it anymore,” he said."

#FTX #CryptoIsAScam

GM! May all creatures be happy and free today.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/12/14/business/tom-brady-pushed-crypto-his-fans-this-lawyer-wants-him-pay-up/

Waiting for husbando at Starbucks and I see a lot of young people dressed like… Walter White. Like, suspiciously wealthy and just pretentious AF. Instant red flag just by the ostentatious dressing.

Then I remember that there’s some NFT event going on and it all makes sense.

#NFTsAreAScam #CryptoIsAScam

#birbjokes #BirdPhotogaphy #cryptoisascam

“Actually I’m a friend of Jonathan’s cousin…hey, are you interested at all in learning about investing in cryptocurrency investing? My aunt taught me how to do it and I am making huge returns.”