@Eggfreckles Well the 5G lobster latched onto me with one of its clawtennae and I haven't been able to get it to let go yet, so for now I don't have much of a choice :-/ #CVQDC

So does #CVQDC have an ending? I've been walking around the venue all day and haven't seen the same room twice. I also haven't seen an exit in a couple hours. Also I lost my lobster around the same time, does anyone know where to get a spare?

Alright, which one of you misplaced the #CVQDC communal fleshlight??

Mildly disappointed that the "lobsterphones" at #CVQDC were actually just ordinary phones stored inside lobsters, not lobsters that also function as phones. But the lobsters themselves do function as 5G hotspots, so that's pretty cool.

Finally time to watch the #CVQDC keynote. I bet Computer is going to finally release the rumoured Granny Smith Pro!

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social We will investigate immediately, thank you for letting us know. #CVQDC

@cvqcon I found a door in the floor of the kitchen! #CVQDC

Reports confirm that the #house has been spotted in numerous locations in #CVQDC. Report any new hallways or doors, and stay safe.

As proud Mastovators, there's always a place for new technology at #CVQDC!

We're proud to have our own booth right across the street from the #CVQDC main entrance!

Come step in line to spin the wheel and see which 0.5¢ piece of plastic with our name on it you can win!

#CVQDC #DevOps #Merch

Please don\'t go to the \"Escape room\"! They did something to me while I was in there and now I don\'t feel so good... #CVQDC

I opened up one of the lobsters (some of them have free phones inside) but inside the MEAT was just a note that read "we know what you did" #CVQDC

Thanks to @sterlinghotels for providing free lodging to attendees of #CVQDC!

Heard ya need some lobster-catchers. The Sailor's got ya covered, we're the best in the business. Deploying immediately. Get at it, lads. #CVQDC

There are FREE PHONES inside the LOBSTERS #CVQDC

oh shit the lobsters are everywhere #CVQDC

what is #cvqdc? /genq

Conventiongoers are advised to avoid "speedrunning the lobster pit." There have been six injuries in fifteen minutes. #CVQDC

You HAVE try the VR headsets at booth 127! They are completely normal and have no malicious components whatsoever, and the picture quality is AMAZING #CVQDC

Why does my butt feel funny at #CVQDC?

Spare hardtack rations are available in Showroom 5. Solidarity forever, lads. #CVQDC