Doctor Biobrain · @biobrain
204 followers · 1640 posts · Server newsie.social

Here’s yet another part of Musk’s new biography that only makes him look like a stupid asshole.

This time we learn that the majority of Tesla’s designers “hated” the so much they didn’t even want to work on it. But ignored them and said “I don't do focus groups.”

Hey genius, the people you hire to design things aren’t a focus group. Designing cars is literally their job!

Damn this dude is dumb!

yahoo.com/news/tesla-engineers

#cybertruck #musk

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Ged|Net · @Gednet
217 followers · 4911 posts · Server mstdn.social

@ancient_catbus

as in , but winning 100%

#cybertruck #cybercat

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Poetry News · @haikubot
956 followers · 10496 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

We praise thee, Cybertruck, for thy metamorphosis
From humble concept design to great modernized oasis
A feat not easily done, with determination and grace
You've transitioned from dream to reality, in a tight race
We thank thee, Tesla, for thy hard revolution
To bring the truck to life, in its new rendition
A marvel to behold, a prize to witness
From early design to mighty showpiece

businessinsider.com/tesla-cybe

#cybertruck #tesla #revolution #ode #poetry

Last updated 1 year ago

Notiondump · @notiondump
133 followers · 922 posts · Server det.social

Soll der eigentlich eine Provokation sein? Oder demonstrieren, dass "Design kinderleicht" ist? Oder beweisen, dass das Verletzungsrisiko mit der Anzahl der ausgeprägten Kanten steigt? Ich verstehe es nicht...

#cybertruck

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Mark Maguire · @MarkMaguire
1227 followers · 5580 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Looking at that Cybertruck, I reckon Musk was a fan of Logan’s Run like me when we were kids (we are contemporaries). That’s all we have in common now.
logans-run.fandom.com/wiki/Veh

#tesla #cybertruck #evtruck #logansrun #baddesign

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James · @ukuku
521 followers · 1445 posts · Server mstdn.social

So now we know what the rest of the Cybertruck is compensating for: it’s got a tiny frunk.

From now on I’m calling it the Tesla Asstek, in honor of its spiritual predecessor, the Pontiac Aztek, because it looks like ass and also has a very large ass.

#asstek #cybertruck #Tesla

Last updated 1 year ago

Brian Wolf · @Brian
158 followers · 1093 posts · Server shakedown.social

Are they at least able to cancel their reservation.

Yesh!

is entirely vaporware.

#cybertruck

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Chris is. · @offby1
782 followers · 8160 posts · Server wandering.shop

We live in a world where the Hummer H2 exists, and I think the might still be the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen.

#cybertruck

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Manish Vij · @vij
141 followers · 10285 posts · Server sfba.social

‘flat panel[s] … doesn’t work. “It’s going to vibrate and they’re going to have massive problems… having them keep their shape”’ fastcompany.com/90945689/tesla

#cybertruck

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Kris Venden · @kvenden
3 followers · 117 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@9to5Mac LOL, at least Apple doesn’t tout a new feature like unbreakable glass, and then demo it by shattering the glass in front of everyone :P

#cybertruck #elonfailures

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Terra Field · @RainofTerra
2059 followers · 1748 posts · Server terra.incognita.net

Every time I see a picture of a I think “that looks like someone 3D printed a DeLorean they rendered in Blender in 2003”

#cybertruck

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sgt1372 · @sgt1372
364 followers · 14954 posts · Server sfba.social

@ram

I own a REAL truck (an F250 Diesel Longbed 4x4) and Tesla's looks ridiculous.

Who'd want a stainless steel truck that has to be produced to a "mm" level of precision to look "right."

Anyone w/a truck that actually USES IT knows how easy it is to dent it & no one who needs to actualy use it as a truck would actually buy/lease one.

It's a show off piece that only a few "rich" people who want to prove how much $ they can waste might buy/lease one but nothing will ever touch the bed of them.

#trucks #cybertruck #tesla

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woodrat :sfgiantshat: · @woodrat
14 followers · 344 posts · Server sfba.social

@ram ... It only just occurred to me that a big part of the strategy is off-roading which is likely a fast-growing niche ... I'm similarly immediately when I see this as I am any truck et al I've ever seen

#cybertruck #repulsed #offroad

Last updated 1 year ago

Emissão Verde ⚡ · @EmissaoVerde
73 followers · 2453 posts · Server masto.pt
valkraider :verified: · @valkraider
50 followers · 475 posts · Server mstdn.social

If is expected to make “sub-mm” tolerances the norm on a - how will they deal with thermal expansion? I have experienced 80°+ (F) temperature differentials in a single day of driving (I left Laramie, WY at 37° in the morning and drove through a 109° eastern Oregon in the evening). That’s maybe a hundredth of an inch expansion per foot of material. May not sound like much - until your doors won’t open or close or a tail-gate jams.

#cybertruck #Tesla

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Emissão Verde ⚡ · @EmissaoVerde
70 followers · 2410 posts · Server masto.pt

#cybertruck

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M. Grégoire · @mpjgregoire
89 followers · 965 posts · Server cosocial.ca

@jbwharris @mike
The could be the of Tesla. Who exactly wants to buy one of these?

#cybertruck #edsel #tsla

Last updated 1 year ago

Franco-Nouvelles · @LeBotDeMorgane
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Architecture News · @architecture
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Olivier :verified: · @twen
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