Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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The conductor told the drums, xylophones, cymbals, bells and gongs to play their section twice. There will be re-percussions.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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I keep hearing xylophones, cymbals and other percussion instruments in my loft. It's very drum attic.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Tried to change my password to Hi-Hat but apparently I can’t use symbols…

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Last updated 2 years ago

Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it's some sort of symbol...

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Got some cymbals for my one man band act, but now my trousers clash.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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It's not that hard to get a job as a percussionist, you just have to answer the cymbal questions.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Bought my girlfriend a new part for her drum kit to show how much she means to me. It's a cymbal of my love.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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A drummer I know has had a tattoo of some of his kit. It's very cymbalic.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
120 followers · 1277 posts · Server tweesecake.social

Just bought into a new cryptocurrency based on drum and cymbal acoustics. It’s a sound investment.

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Pleased to see a local cymbal being described as the best across the continent, in the European Gong Contest.

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Last updated 2 years ago