When you accidentally call down to your kid and yell “hey Siri, two minutes until lunch!” #dadfail #Siri

Did you know mixing food coloring into shaving cream as part of a fun sensory activity will turn your kids pink & purple? #DadLife #DadFail

All you fun dads out there, don't tell your kids to ski through your legs on the slopes. The kids can catch their skis or boots and end up with a broken leg. #dadfail

We’ll it has finally happened. I’ve gone mad.

Put a tissue in the fridge and the boiled-but-now-cooled water in the bin.

Yes, one of the smalls has gunky eyes.

#pinkeye #conjunctivitus #dadfail

In other less important news: my oven is annoying and my cooking is taking too long. Ruining my supper evening plans. Guess I’ll eat later. #dadfail

3 hours since the wife left for a work conference.

I’ve resorted to screen time to help me.

#dadlife #parenting #dadfail

So my kid doesn’t like mashed potatoes. I thought I’d be smart and squeeze some into little heart molds and toast them. Like cute hash browns right? RIGHT??

Not only did they not look like hearts, but now they are stuck to the sheet! LOL

Better get used to mashed potatoes 😂

#dadfail #dadlife #parenting