· @lmika
28 followers · 694 posts · Server social.lol

I’m no fashion expert, but I’m guessing that if you were to stand on the corner holding this sign, you’re going to stop traffic.

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Picked up some crumpet today

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

hedwyg · @hedwyg
392 followers · 1257 posts · Server med-mastodon.com

@bkm Excellent !

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Markus Werle · @markuswerle
179 followers · 3677 posts · Server nrw.social

I heard that is going to be released soon.

#gnu #hurd #dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Commodore (Todd) :trans_heart: · @KinkTodd
838 followers · 731 posts · Server woof.group

We need a game "Subby Keysmash, or Unpronounceable Chinese Brand Name on Amazon?"

#bdsm #kink #dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

ravi · @ravipatel
77 followers · 1572 posts · Server mas.to

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

once up on a time, ...in january i saw amongst a few other a epic big data , so i wanted some date of my own and things went rather well. so much energy in me, ...apparently.

has soooo much more
det.social/@mastomememakers/10

#meme #dadjoke #mamema #data #startrek #tng #memes #commanderdata #Enterprise

Last updated 1 year ago

Via No Context Brits @NoContextBrits
Β·
57m

#dadjoke #nocontextbrits

Last updated 1 year ago

Tofuknacker · @tofuknacker
627 followers · 5014 posts · Server norden.social

@FreyaRant @katalyst

Warum sind SeerΓ€uber so schlecht in Mathe?

Weil sie Piraten! 🀭

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Phil Tanner · @Phil_Tanner
790 followers · 424 posts · Server mastodon.philtanner.com

@katalyst What's a pirates' favourite letter of the alphabet?

<Depending on the other person's response you can then choose from:>
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr
<or>
It be the C, of course

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Phil Tanner · @Phil_Tanner
790 followers · 424 posts · Server mastodon.philtanner.com

@katalyst Pirate walks into a bar, with a huge ships' wheel attached to his belt buckle and orders a rum.

Barman says "what's up with the wheel?"

Pirate replies "Arrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!"

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Super Nintendo Chalmers · @64bithero
93 followers · 1010 posts · Server mstdn.games

A lion would never play golf. But a Tiger Wood.

#dadjoke #illleavenow #meme #jokes

Last updated 1 year ago

Andrew_Naidech · @anaidech
11 followers · 93 posts · Server mas.to

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Ged|Net · @Gednet
213 followers · 4730 posts · Server mstdn.social

@ChrisPirillo

I would consider this to be old (and wise) enough to be deemed a , or if you prefer.
Ce magnifique

#DadMeme #dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Tucker Carlson's Nuts · @jstatepost
1168 followers · 841 posts · Server mstdn.social

@MaJ1 @countcol
πŸ₯₯ Grade-A Prime , if I've ever seen one. πŸ₯₯

#dadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Joey BoughtACola · @JoeyBoughtACola
312 followers · 1912 posts · Server mstdn.social