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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

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DadJokeTexts (dadjoketexts): Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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I always remember my dad telling me ..
“Too much masturbation will make you go blind”
And I replied ..
“Dad .. I’m over here”

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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