Da_Gut · @Da_Gut
225 followers · 728 posts · Server dice.camp
Silly Meme. If my dad was still around, I would do this - I would make my own picture, with me as the background.
Mind, I would probably use the bird finger as the pointer...
(Safety tip: Google Chrome is no longer safe to use. Don't use it as your browser.)
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2183 followers · 2946 posts · Server mas.to
Eve :verified: · @evelynefoerster
1683 followers · 20727 posts · Server swiss.social
Eve :verified: · @evelynefoerster
1683 followers · 20726 posts · Server swiss.social#dadjokes
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
Eve :verified: · @evelynefoerster
1683 followers · 20726 posts · Server swiss.social
BITNACHT · @Bitnacht
51 followers · 1016 posts · Server troet.cafe
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2174 followers · 2941 posts · Server mas.to
AlfaTrion · @AlfaTrion
71 followers · 454 posts · Server mstdn.party🎶 Bad code, bad code;
🎶 ah-Whatchu gonna do?;
🎶 Whatchu gonna do when they code like poo?
#developers #remix #legacycode #dadjokes #friday
ZombiePete 🇺🇦 · @PeterAperlo
170 followers · 1933 posts · Server socel.net#JokesAtMyTable:
Did you hear about the new website that features lewd acts by merfolk and tritons?
It’s called OnlyFins.
For those with more eclectic tastes, there’s one that features small winged elephants.
It’s called HollyPhans.
#jokesatmytable #dnd #dadjokes #ttrpg #rpg #jokes
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2173 followers · 2937 posts · Server mas.to
Lisa · @lisamaesie
41 followers · 384 posts · Server nutmeg.socialI’ve been working on getting a recipe right for a goat cheese pastry. I taste tested the latest version last night.
I ate a beta feta pie. #DadJokes
Sir Golfer Harris 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇮🇱 · @sirgolferharris
189 followers · 319 posts · Server troet.cafe
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2173 followers · 2942 posts · Server mas.to
Eve :verified: · @evelynefoerster
1682 followers · 20450 posts · Server swiss.social#dadjokes
"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."
Eve :verified: · @evelynefoerster
1682 followers · 20450 posts · Server swiss.social#dadjokes
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
Da_Gut · @Da_Gut
220 followers · 726 posts · Server dice.campwhy is a dog's nose in the middle of its face?
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Because it's the scenter!
Sir Golfer Harris 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇮🇱 · @sirgolferharris
189 followers · 317 posts · Server troet.cafe
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2172 followers · 2932 posts · Server mas.toRobin: The Batmobile won’t start.
Batman: Check the battery.
Robin: What’s a tery?
Felyashono · @felyashono
33 followers · 542 posts · Server disabled.social
Nic · @nicbest
25 followers · 244 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukWhat did one lion say to the other?
Nothing - lions can’t talk