Sun is coming up. After so much fog it is nice to see the skyline(almost). I stayed up all night trying to see where the sun went and then it dawned on me. #dadjokes #dadjokesfordays #cityscape #cityofchicago

I heard Humpty Dumpty is having an awful winter, which is a shame since he had such a great fall.
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I heard Humpty Dumpty is having an awful winter, which is a shame since he had such a great fall.
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Just drove past a vacuum store. I looked over at my kid, and said: "A vacuum store?! That place sucks."
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