I always fret about replacing the light bulb in the ceiling fixture because I know I'll screw it up.

#DadJokeSunday is a good time to remind everyone about our upcoming comedy fundraiser on May 7 at Stand Up NY. We hope you can join us!
https://standupny.com/show/gotham-food-pantry-x-monday-night-hospitality-fundraiser-show/

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#DadJokeSunday

Lance is not a common name today, but in the middle ages, men were named Lance a lot.

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Our band is called “1023 Megabytes.” We’ve got a great repertoire and a lot of fans; we just don’t have a gig yet.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
(In his sleevies.)

What do you call 100 rabbits hopping backwards?
(A receeding hare-line.)

What do you call an illegally parked frog?
(Toad/towed.)

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
(They're very good at it.)

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People who live on No Outlets streets must have a real hard time powering their electronics

#puns #DadJokes #StreetSigns #dadjokesunday

#DadJokeSunday

Know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is an African mammal that weighs over a ton, and the other is a little lighter.

Best wishes to our donors, volunteers, and partners for a happy and healthy 2023! We look forward to working with all of you as we continue to fight for food justice in the new year.

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When I was a kid you used to be able to get air for free at the gas station. Now they charge for it. I guess that’s just inflation.

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

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#DadJokeSunday

We’re having a tough time selecting the right dad joke today. We could tell you the one about the broken clock, but it’s not the right time. Or we could tell the one about the pizza, but it’s really cheesy. Then there’s the one about the piece of paper, but it’s just tearable.

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We are a nonprofit #FoodPantry in #NewYorkCity. Follow us for ways you can promote #FoodJustice and combat #FoodInsecurity. And for the occasional #DadJoke.

#DadJokeSunday

We’re having a tough time selecting the right dad joke today. We could tell you the one about the broken clock, but it’s not the right time. Or we could tell the one about the pizza, but it’s really cheesy. Then there’s the one about the piece of paper, but it’s just tearable.

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We are a nonprofit #FoodPantry in #NewYorkCity. Follow us for ways you can promote #FoodJustice and combat #FoodInsecurity. And for the occasional #DadJoke.

#DadJokeSunday

I just applied for a job as a server at the new restaurant down the street. There were three other applicants, but I’m feeling really confident because I can bring a lot more to the table.

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We are a nonprofit #FoodPantry in #NewYorkCity. Follow us for ways you can promote #FoodJustice and combat #FoodInsecurity. And for the occasional #DadJoke.

#DadJokeSunday

I just applied for a job as a server at the new restaurant down the street. There were three other applicants, but I’m feeling really confident because I can bring a lot more to the table.

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We are a nonprofit #FoodPantry in #NewYorkCity. Follow us for ways you can promote #FoodJustice and combat #FoodInsecurity. And for the occasional #DadJoke.

#DadJokeSunday

Apparently there’s a new reality show coming out about employees and customers at a hair salon. New episodes will air every week and they’ll be showing highlights the following day.

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We are a nonprofit #FoodPantry in #NewYorkCity. Follow us for ways you can promote #FoodJustice and combat #FoodInsecurity. And for the occasional #DadJoke.

#DadJokeSunday

Apparently there’s a new reality show coming out about employees and customers at a hair salon. New episodes will air every week and they’ll be showing highlights the following day.

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We are a nonprofit #FoodPantry in #NewYorkCity. Follow us for ways you can promote #FoodJustice and combat #FoodInsecurity. And for the occasional #DadJoke.