Spending the weekend camping with the family.

After 45 minutes of a 90 minute drive: My daughters already ate all the snacks and start fighting for the scraps. Great

#dadlife #family #qualitytime

I'm now "Mr daddy dude"
It was "Mr dude" but I said "Oi daddy please"

#ParentingJoy #parent #DadLife

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As a casual dad wow player, I'm loving the current state of wow. The Secret of Azeroth, and the time events have been enjoyable to do. Now I play games to relax, which is why I don't often dungeon or raid. Being able to log on and just feel accomplished in completing a step in a chain or finishing an event to gain better gear, just gives me a mellow sense of fulfillment.
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I think one of the greatest mistakes I make as a parent is worrying about who my children will become instead of appreciating who they are.

#parenting #DadLife

Ich wurde heute am Mittagstisch von GME1 gefragt:

„Dürfen Vegetarier fleischfressende Pflanzen?“

Tja…

#dadlife

I mean it could be my fault I didn't specify, put that towel down on any bit of carpet that already got a cup of juice

#parent #DadLife #parentinghacks

Gather round everybody.

Let me tell you a tale about good times, bad times, and the importance of apologising and forgiving.

This morning was the same as every other Sunday. My son and I have a couple of hours to bond while the misses goes to church to get the boy into a good school. (Don't judge.)

We went to a woodland park, walked around the fairy trail, and played in the tree house. Then, we walked around the Zog trail using the AR on my phone and had a great time.

"Dad, I need a wee." My son said. Bush-wee it is, I thought. We dove into a bush, where I pulled down his trousers and pants, positioning him so he could proceed with his ablutions. And he did, except I'd set him badly, and he pissed into his pants and trousers.

Realising the error of my ways, I quickly repositioned him to no longer urinate into his clothes. But alas, it was to no avail because instead, he was pissing on my leg and trainers.

Then it all stopped. Silence. The boy was looking at me, shocked, confused and disappointed. I hadn't packed spare clothes either, and why should I have? I'm a pro at this sort of thing, after all...

There wasn't much I could have done except pick this solemn-looking, damp 3-year-old up and march the mile back to the car while his piss-soaked trousers damped down my t-shirt and my torso.

"I'm sorry, son," I said. "That was my fault; I will do better next time."

"That's ok, Daddy." he said and gave me a tighter squeeze.

So, I bought him an ice cream at 10:15 in the morning to make amends.

#DadLife

I had a pretty good brush that I used for metallics. Two days ago I misplaced it, or so I thought. Turns out my kid was pissed off at me, broke it, and threw it under the sofa.
I had a replacement ready, so no harm done. Gonna glue it back together and put it in among his brushes. #minipaining #dadlife

If I could do it back to point out how frustrating it is I just might today.

S: "dad!!"
M: turns to answer
...
...
S: walks away

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Also, Sebastian is around at least from the time Ariel is five until the time her daughter Melody is twelve, making him at least 24 years old. That's an old crab!

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@AngelaPreston

#today #DadLife

First vacation day.

I tried to clean some of the backlog of unfinished yard/garden work.

Well, that went down in flames.🤦🏼‍♂️

We have two toddlers, one 10 year old and a 16 yo teen. They are all boys.

Guess I clean this up on my first day of pension. 😎

By the way, there is a plastic pickup truck filled with half eaten apples in the laundry basket.

@windrunner my son is absolutely loving it.

My daughter a bit as well.

He'd 5 and she's 3. Everything is brand new to them!

Love the look of awe and amazement!

#DadLife

You probably do! #DadLife

A kid in the playground just said I was cool! #dadlife

Putting my 2 y/o to bed.

Me: goodnight buddy!
Toddler: no you’re not my buddy… mommy is my buddy, daddy is my buddy, and…
Me: ?
Toddler: … lion is my buddy, spooky spider is my buddy, fire truck is my buddy…

(He’s still at it as I’m typing this from the couch)

#dadlife

Me: When we get home, don't immediately start bickering with your sister. You two have bickered immediately every day this week.
7yo: OK, not before Tae Kwon-Do. After, I don't know.
Me: ... how about you just don't?
7yo: Dad, sometimes things just don't turn out like I expect.

#dadlife