Andrew Ortwein · @andrewortwein
8 followers · 14 posts · Server pkm.social

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an . I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about , , playing or , , , , , , , or ? Let's connect!

#introduction #webdevelopment #filmmaking #bass #drums #astronomy #running #onewheeling #pkm #therapy #dogs #dadpuns

Last updated 1 year ago

Melissa · @izzyamar
151 followers · 603 posts · Server lor.sh

Tom Colicchio thinks that just because he’s he can get away with making those atrocious . He cannot.

Unless the jokes are, twistedly, part of the allure? 🤔 @topchefmasters

#zaddy #dadpuns #topchef

Last updated 1 year ago

Wmson · @Sfwmson
346 followers · 3477 posts · Server universeodon.com

My friend just bought this. She seemed a little chipper about it.

#dadjokes #dadpuns #funny #chippershredder

Last updated 2 years ago

@Wizardthieffighter hunh, you're the guy with a door... Or a Doorman.

#dadpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

#dadpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

@robindlaws I think they feel...
Beholden to no one!!
Thank you for the setup on the

#dadpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

@newpoetry proof I still can do

#dadpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

zizzleMD · @zizzleMD
0 followers · 1 posts · Server universeodon.com
Captain Dels · @Dels
14 followers · 60 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Someone needs to draw a velocipractor. We need to conserve this extinct profession!

#dadpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

fatboy :unverified: · @fatboy
1798 followers · 9851 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Now the term "Shut your pihole" has a hole new meaning

#dadpuns #pihole #raspberrypi

Last updated 7 years ago