Thomas · @derthomas
161 followers · 4043 posts · Server metalhead.clubSo today my son (almost 4) asked me how babies get out of the belly when they are born.
He got me a bit off guard because the question came out of nowhere.
The first thing that I came up with was "they come out from down there"
His response:
"Where? The butt? The ear?"
I am curious, what would you answer?
#dadlife #parentsofmastodon #dadsofmastodon
Thomas · @derthomas
121 followers · 2955 posts · Server metalhead.clubIt happened again, 5:25AM. Although a little different, today it was a karate kid style roundhouse kick to my head. It must have been because it felt like that.
Luckily the little karate warrior continued his rest. Me, not so much.
chfkch :nixos: :rust: · @chfkch
116 followers · 1832 posts · Server ruhr.social@FiXato
Omg i loved bubble bobble as a child. I remember i played it around 1989 in my grandpas office.
#maysixth #msxday #beardgrabber #msx #philips #nms8250 #msx2 #homecomputer #bubblebobble #brisk #pinballblaster #joystick #keyboard #retrogaming #retrogames #Homecomputing #homecomputermemories #80s #gaming #parenting #dadsofmastodon
#maysixth #msxday #beardgrabber #msx #philips #nms8250 #msx2 #homecomputer #bubblebobble #brisk #pinballblaster #joystick #keyboard #retrogaming #retrogames #Homecomputing #homecomputermemories #80s #gaming #parenting #dadsofmastodon
Matthew Broberg · @mbbroberg
355 followers · 359 posts · Server floss.social
My kiddo, enjoying her first sunglasses (after rummaging through the pantry) #DadsOfMastodon #parenting
FiXato · @FiXato
407 followers · 10819 posts · Server toot.cat#BeardGrabber is watching Kiki's Delivery Service together with me. 💜
We are stretched out together on the sofa underneath a blanket.
#KikisDeliveryService #parenting #dadsOfMastodon #parentsOfMastodon #kidsPosting
#beardgrabber #kikisdeliveryservice #parenting #dadsofmastodon #parentsofmastodon #kidsPosting
BennyProfane · @BennyProfane
5 followers · 25 posts · Server octodon.socialLook, all I'm saying is, if The Antlers did a cover, you'd really hear the devastation of a child mourning the mother as she succumbs to early onset cognitive decline in Raffi's Down by the Bay.
#dadsofmastodon #indierock #coversongs
#dadsofmastodon #indierock #coversongs
Joshua Hill · @jbhill
55 followers · 153 posts · Server babka.social
Had a Dad and Daughter dinner thing for a school fundraiser last night. She definitely outshines me! #dadsofmastodon #dadding
reaply Pop&NetBSD🚩 · @reaply
27 followers · 218 posts · Server poto.cafe
When your daughter asks to paint your nails.
FiXato · @FiXato
401 followers · 10256 posts · Server toot.cat#BeardGrabber apparently likes playing #pinball games; especially the #ProPinball classic #BigRaceUSA was a hit. :D
#beardgrabber #pinball #propinball #bigraceusa #parenting #dadsofmastodon #parentsofmastodon
Raccoon Cryptid 🔞 · @RACC
60 followers · 630 posts · Server bears.town#DadsOfMastodon I hope your recliners are extra comfy today
#dadsofmastodon #daddysofmastodon
Colin Durant · @cgdurant
60 followers · 46 posts · Server mastodon.socialThere are few things as weird as going back to work after any sort of vacation as a parent; I’ve been in full caretaker mode for a week and a half and dropping the twins off at daycare tomorrow will feel weird for a bit. #dadsofmastodon #parenting
Colin Durant · @cgdurant
34 followers · 32 posts · Server mastodon.socialSo I’m reading normally you introduce yourself and your interests here on the #fediverse.
I’m working in #tech PR and communications now after 17 years in local TV #journalism. I live in #Seattle now but spent several years in #portland . I’m pretty #music and #sports obsessed, particularly #soccer.
I’m a #biracial, #Jewish man, proud to be #Black #blackmastodon and very aware of the privilege my white skin grants me. But I’m also here for jokes and relating to fellow #dadsofmastodon.
#fediverse #tech #journalism #seattle #portland #music #sports #soccer #biracial #jewish #black #blackmastodon #dadsofmastodon
oceansea · @oceansea
77 followers · 88 posts · Server sfba.social
2001 #naptime #lol #throwbackthursday #dogsofmastodon #dadsofmastodon
My dad and my #greyhound really know how to relax.
#naptime #lol #throwbackthursday #dogsofmastodon #dadsofmastodon #greyhound
oceansea · @oceansea
78 followers · 102 posts · Server sfba.social2001 #naptime #lol #throwbackthursday #dogsofmastodon #rescue
#adoptdontshop #dadsofmastodon
My dad and my #greyhound really know how to relax.
#naptime #lol #throwbackthursday #dogsofmastodon #dadsofmastodon #greyhound #rescue #adoptdontshop
Colin Durant · @cgdurant
30 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodon.socialhis twin sister is 100% on the nap train and I love her so much for it #dadsofmastodon #dadstodon #mastodads
#dadsofmastodon #dadstodon #mastodads
Colin Durant · @cgdurant
30 followers · 18 posts · Server mastodon.socialthe boy is in the phase where his seven-month-old self refuses to nap during the day and gets upset because he’s extremely tired.
Take the sleep while you can, son! #dadstodon #dadsofmastodon #mastodads
#dadstodon #dadsofmastodon #mastodads
Daragh Nener-Lally · @daragh
37 followers · 21 posts · Server mas.toMy interests and descriptors, a reintroduction.
Let's connect!
#dadsofmastodon #LGBTQA #LGBTQ #LGBTQI #LGBTQIA #gay #Ireland #Irish #IrishAbroad #emmigrant #immigrant #TelAviv #Israel #Deutschlernen #Hebrew #SEO #OrganicSearch #Google #GrowthMarketing #AdTech #Taboola #Urbanism #PublicTransport #PublicTransit #CyclingInfrastructure #cycling #MastoDaoine
#mastodaoine #cycling #cyclinginfrastructure #publictransit #publictransport #urbanism #taboola #adtech #growthmarketing #Google #organicsearch #seo #hebrew #deutschlernen #Israel #telaviv #immigrant #emmigrant #irishabroad #irish #ireland #gay #lgbtqia #lgbtqi #lgbtq #lgbtqa #dadsofmastodon
GeekAnnoyed · @gnuGeek
5 followers · 53 posts · Server mastodon.socialMy daughter was born with medical issues and had corrective heart surgery at less than 2 weeks old.
that is nothing compared to having to listen to her coughing while she's trying to sleep and not getting any rest.
koalabearswamp · @koalabearswamp
5 followers · 5 posts · Server dice.campI expected more toot jokes. Where are the #dadsofmastodon when you need them?
Splashman · @splashman
116 followers · 52 posts · Server mastodon.social
Managed to get my dad out for his first outdoor walk in weeks, he's 96 you know!