#MicroFiction #daft

"Master! I've divined the location of the god of mischief's cursed item that's been turning unsuspecting people into flowers!"

"Good work Jones. Where and what is it?"

"It's a single vinyl record in this obscure music store!"

"Hmm, I think I can see where this is going. Can you elaborate?"

Sighing "Must I?"

"You must. After all he went to all this trouble to set this up for us."

"ok. As you wish. Loki's crocus locus is Hocus-Pocus by Focus"

sniggering "ok, neutralize and bag it. Bring it to HQ for disposal. Oh and Jones?"

"Yes sir?"

"be thankful it was a record and not a dinosaur. Had it been a diplodocus it would have broke us.."

"I'm hanging up now sir"

Challenge! Auctioneers occasionally stick some entirely unconnected items together in a lot, presumably to offload a duff item along with a good one. So the challenge is to write a tiny tale which links up the items in the lot. Today's gem is:
"A cases set of Thomas Taylor Lignoria Deluxe Scottish made bowls, the bag with waterproofs; and a tattooing outfit, the fitted case with miscellaneous piercing instruments, chemicals, needles, etc. (A lot)

#challenge #auction #auction #lot #daft

What's your favourite pole?

#daft

If you didn't lose your underpants you weren't properly debriefed.

#briefs #underpants #daft

I want to know if Mastodon sends a notification to Polish people when their politicians die.

"A pole you have voted for has ended"

#daft

#silentsunday - 520 people talking - shush! 😂

#daft

What makes navy seals better at combat than any other coloured seal?

#daft

10 years since I handed in my M.Sc. thesis. #daft

#DaftPunk × #PhoenixWright / #GYAKUTENSAIBAN ?!

#Daft !

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tuTmZ_wPIEU

#DailyHaikuPrompt 23rd Feb
#haiku
#poetry
#daft
@dailyhaikuprompt
@nlowell

Walking fatht, thweating
FOUNTAINS, dwipping down my legth
Making me all thaw....

Do you know what minds are… out of our control, that’s what minds are. Yet there they are, going everywhere with us, every. second. of. every. day! #minds #control #daft

The taste of early morning tea
Gives me a small burst of glee
#Tea #Daft #powems

I’ve gone daft again #daft #nonsense

This is wonderfully daft. I admit I laughed out loud. What happened to our affinity for eccentrics?
#BBCArchive #ferrets #daft #eccentric

https://youtu.be/n1eIokd38do

Woo!!!!!!

Randy Feltface isn't on Mastodon, as far as I can see, so I brought him here to make you laugh.

Definitely one of the highlights of last year was discovering this hilarious purple alien, with a quick wit and some of the best crowd work I have ever seen.

#RandyFeltface #Comedy #Whimsy #Daft #StandUp #Muppet #OKNotAMuppet #Silly #Wooo #Wooooooooo #Hilarous #Cussing #Aussie #Australian

Wegen #DafT am Donnerstag und #Abgabetag heute nur einen Tag frei zwischen zwei 7-Tage-Wochen. Wie gut, dass ich wirklich gerne #Bus fahre.

Ich löse nach 16 Uhr eine*n Kolleg*in auf der #hvv17 ab, fahre einmal zum Bunker und wechsele dann für ein paar Runden auf die #hvv7. Mit nur drei Achsen nach #Steilshoop. Hatte ich lange nicht.

#busfahrerinnen #hochbahn #hvv #bramfeld #stpauli #feldstraße #Barmbek

@smind

eroticity:
the promise of ecstasy
to a sense-starved mind

#haiku #daft #maybe

@madeintheusanj
Glad I found you!! I'm the #MTG toe in water 😆
this horrible horrible nasty tweet got me banned for ever...but yet I can still scroll Twitter, and the stuff I read blows my fuKKKin mind. And now lindell is back?

Where's #Daft?
If you don't get to this post before Christmas...

Merry Christmas. 🎄🎁💙

@madeintheusanj
Glad I found you!! I'm the #MTG toe in water 😆
this horrible horrible nasty tweet got me banned for ever...but yet I can still scroll Twitter, and the stuff I read blows my fuKKKin mind. And now lindell is back?

Where's #Daft?
If you don't get to this post before Christmas...

Merry Christmas. 🎄🎁💙

I'm going be entertained by ChatGPT for a good while yet.

This is so unintentionally hilarious, it made me catch my breath 🤣🤣🤣😂

Yes I know there's a typo by me in the first one - keeping it real

#ChatGPT #Hilarious #Amused #Funny #Welsh #Wales #AI #MachineLearning #Daft #Whimsy #HappyAccident #LOL #Tweet #SocialMedia #Copywriting #Copywriter #Odyssey #Homer