Här är en för alla Talmud- OCH Munchkinfans (Gittin 67b:13) #dafyomi

https://www.sefaria.org/Gittin.67b.13

For those who do follow #dafyomi You will read Maseches Gittin 55b next week. this starts one of the most harrowing narratives in our history. Be prepared.

צום קל have an easy fast

#Mazeldon #Jewdiverse

Update on yesterday's #dafyomi struggle: I had two dafim to do, but fortunately Gittin 25b was like five sentences long. Always a lovely surprise.

Shalom friends! Welcome to #dafreactions Sotah 31! In which the #talmud features a womb with a view and things get…surreal. 😳 #dafyomi #jtwitter

https://youtu.be/J9lTyI0G7WE

i think it's funny how the rabbis are like "yeah, there's no Biblical source for third degree ritual impurity" and then immediately start discussing *fourth* degree ritual impurity #DafYomi #Sotah29

huh, apparently food can never be a primary source of ritual impurity #DafYomi #Sotah29

ooooh we are taking the bold and controversial stance that maybe some phrases in Torah are actually logically redundant and not *strictly* necessary for halakhic meaning #DafYomi #Sotah29

the/the pronouns just dropped in the Gemara B) #DafYomi #Sotah28

The Superfluous Vavs" would be a great name for like, a Yiddish punk klezmer band #DafYomi #Sotah28

Rabbi Yəhosú'a is *so* upset that people are disagreeing with Raban Yoḥanan ben Zakai, he is not handling it well at all #DafYomi #Sotah27

this is, uh, a real trainwreck of a collision between sexism and ableism and uh. just what a mess all around #DafYomi #Sotah27

rip, rabbis, you would have *hated* Mamma Mia #DafYomi #Sotah27

if you're married to someone who menstruates pretty regularly, i don't think it's wildly out of line that you might know when their next period is going to start #DafYomi #Sotah27

i'm not sure it was intended this way, but this move by Rav Taḥlifa feels like an early step in the process of obviating mamzeirut by a thousand technicalities #DafYomi #Sotah27

good news! the rabbis have greenlit your foot fetish! #DafYomi #Sotah26

the sages are. hm. ah. the sages. are. coming tortuously to the conclusion that uh. that. that dogs cannot be sex workers :T #DafYomi #Sotah26

gentiles are immortal, apparently #DafYomi #Sotah26

sorry, sages, i think the plainest reading of the text here is that husbands are not allowed to warn their wives against lesbianism ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #DafYomi #Sotah26

Rabbi Yishma'eil understands the rat breeders of Ankh-Morpork #DafYomi #Sotah26

accompanied to the Temple by the official Fuck Guardians just in case i become overwhelmingly horny for my spouse and we have to fuck right there so they can make sure we do so in a halakhically acceptable manner #DafYomi #Sotah25