laxsill · @laxsill
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Här är en för alla Talmud- OCH Munchkinfans (Gittin 67b:13)

sefaria.org/Gittin.67b.13

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Alex (בנימין) · @bborn
42 followers · 274 posts · Server mindly.social

For those who do follow You will read Maseches Gittin 55b next week. this starts one of the most harrowing narratives in our history. Be prepared.

צום קל have an easy fast

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Update on yesterday's struggle: I had two dafim to do, but fortunately Gittin 25b was like five sentences long. Always a lovely surprise.

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Miriam Anzovin · @MiriamAnzovin
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Shalom friends! Welcome to Sotah 31! In which the features a womb with a view and things get…surreal. 😳

youtu.be/J9lTyI0G7WE

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4649 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

i think it's funny how the rabbis are like "yeah, there's no Biblical source for third degree ritual impurity" and then immediately start discussing *fourth* degree ritual impurity

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4649 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

huh, apparently food can never be a primary source of ritual impurity

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
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ooooh we are taking the bold and controversial stance that maybe some phrases in Torah are actually logically redundant and not *strictly* necessary for halakhic meaning

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

the/the pronouns just dropped in the Gemara B)

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

The Superfluous Vavs" would be a great name for like, a Yiddish punk klezmer band

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

Rabbi Yəhosú'a is *so* upset that people are disagreeing with Raban Yoḥanan ben Zakai, he is not handling it well at all

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

this is, uh, a real trainwreck of a collision between sexism and ableism and uh. just what a mess all around

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

rip, rabbis, you would have *hated* Mamma Mia

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

if you're married to someone who menstruates pretty regularly, i don't think it's wildly out of line that you might know when their next period is going to start

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

i'm not sure it was intended this way, but this move by Rav Taḥlifa feels like an early step in the process of obviating mamzeirut by a thousand technicalities

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

good news! the rabbis have greenlit your foot fetish!

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

the sages are. hm. ah. the sages. are. coming tortuously to the conclusion that uh. that. that dogs cannot be sex workers :T

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

gentiles are immortal, apparently

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

sorry, sages, i think the plainest reading of the text here is that husbands are not allowed to warn their wives against lesbianism ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

Rabbi Yishma'eil understands the rat breeders of Ankh-Morpork

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singin snek · @glitternoodle
318 followers · 4616 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

accompanied to the Temple by the official Fuck Guardians just in case i become overwhelmingly horny for my spouse and we have to fuck right there so they can make sure we do so in a halakhically acceptable manner

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